Wooderson Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Getting hitched in 32 days. Any wedding day advice? Marriage advice? Well wishes or warnings? Have at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Congrats man! Are you both living together already? Or are you waiting until after your married? CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted June 28, 2016 Author Share Posted June 28, 2016 (edited) Congrats man! Are you both living together already? Or are you waiting until after your married? CBF Thanks! Been living together for over 3 years, so not much is gonna change in that aspect. Edited June 28, 2016 by Wooderson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Well your all set then man! My wife and I waited lol Kinda like buying a car before taking it on a test drive lol (Didnt realize how messy she was lol) CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Pics? Getting hitched in 32 days. Any wedding day advice? Marriage advice? Well wishes or warnings? Have at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebandit27 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 I don't really have marriage advice, but here's what works for Mrs. Bandit and I: it's not a 50/50 deal; literally everything is my responsibility. That goes for both of us...if something isn't going well, then it's my responsibility to address it, not hers. She feels the same way, thankfully. As to the wedding, well, I ran weddings for 6+ years, and here's the advice I always gave: once you get to the day of, just relax. All the work is done, and it's time to enjoy yourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Don't do it man. Run. Take all your money, liquidate all your assets, and disappear to Venezuela. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Thanks! Been living together for over 3 years, so not much is gonna change in that aspect. Just buy a house and give it to her. It's quicker and less painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Run away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Thanks! Been living together for over 3 years, so not much is gonna change in that aspect. Just always say yes dear. Like Poojer said, pics Always remember why you fell in love and understand everyone has a bad day. Be there for each other and always give her a pat on the azz when you get ready for sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasNootz Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Keep 3 bank accounts: 80% - Family money, long term savings, etc. 10% - Her discretionary - shoes, purses, spa 10% - your discretionary - golf, bills tickets, guys' nights out on Aero Dr.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Happy wife, happy life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 I'll give you the only advice I've known to be true for every man who ever got married: say goodbye to blowjobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 I'll give you the only advice I've known to be true for every man who ever got married: say goodbye to blowjobs. Only true for the free ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 I'll give you the only advice I've known to be true for every man who ever got married: say goodbye to blowjobs. Not if The Swiss experiment in cafes catches on like wildfire! Only true for the free ones. You gotta point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Bac over seas every year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Keep 3 bank accounts: 80% - Family money, long term savings, etc. 10% - Her discretionary - shoes, purses, spa 10% - your discretionary - golf, bills tickets, guys' nights out on Aero Dr.... Add a 4th bank account a family member holds for money you skim off and deposits for you. if it works out someday you have a bunch of money you can surprise her with for that dream vacation. If not it's not counted in the 50/50 split since she doesn't know about it and its not in your name. Danger of that is family memeber runs off with the cash LOL. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Happy wife... Happy life. Just remember that and remover to make her happy no matter what. She can make your life miserable if she wants to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Happy wife... Happy life. Just remember that and remover to make her happy no matter what. She can make your life miserable if she wants to. Even if she doesn't want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 (edited) I'll give you the only advice I've known to be true for every man who ever got married: say goodbye to blowjobs. He needs to rewatch that Chris Rock bit about marriage and blowjobs. And....here it is: NSFW Edited June 28, 2016 by KD in CA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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