BringBackFergy Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 RBJ you're missing 3/4 of the picture! Here are the real TBD QB rules: 1) The Bills starter (BS) is always the worst QB in the league, far worse than any other QB. If he's a rookie, the rookie BS is far worse than any other rookie 2) The Bills backup QB (BBQ) is better than the BS, or has more potential, and anyway should be given a shot so that we can see what he's got. See #1, which then applies once the BBQ becomes the BS. Throw some BBQ into the mix! 3) Here's where you come in: any other QB (AOQ) at all because he doesn't play in Buffalo is by default better than the Bills current QB (BS) 4) Therefore the Bills should trade (unspecified picks or players) to "kick the tires" on said AOQ to come in and compete with the Bills current QB (BS) And That's the straight dope, no BS Nice summary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir andrew Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 You know this is a great board when a thread welcoming a new user is a great thread in its own right. F5!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purple haze Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Welcome in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Welcome aboard long time lurker! He's a long time lurker or short time peeping tom. I would stay away from this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 If you have any leftover pickle juice, do not discard it. I have a recipe for you. You will need to free up a day to make it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hondo in seattle Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Welcome! On this board you'll find a varied assortment of casual fans, NFL gurus, Kool-Aid drinkers, Sky-is-Falling cynics, trolls, old men, teenagers, charlatans, frauds and madmen... and an occasional Packers or Jets fan. Hopeful's summary is spot-on. If you don't want the QB benched or at least one coach fired, you won't fit in here. And, of course, on draft day we're all smarter than the GM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 welcome new guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concrete Buffalo Feet Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 One thing that I have learned over the years is to watch out for that Peter Pan picture, he pops up out of nowhere! Lol! ^ this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I would just like to introduce myself to the board. I have read it practically everyday for about ten years but never commented until now, it seemed like the time is right. I have been a Bills fan for about 35 years. I was born and raised in Rochester but reside just outside New Orleans now. I have always wanted to get on here and talk Bills football but the negativity and put downs of others differing opinions caused me to hesitate. I decided to add my two cents and hopefully add some insight and humor. Welcome, I lurked for along time as well... nothing wrong with being cautious, or bringing the humor. Once DC Tom blesses you, things should be smooth sailing. Welcome. You're an idiot. There it is! You're in the club now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Hopeful's summary is spot-on. If you don't want the QB benched or at least one coach fired, you won't fit in here. And, of course, on draft day we're all smarter than the GM. Not true. We're smarter than the GM every day. There it is! You're in the club now! I always like to pop the newbies' cherry as soon as possible. Saves them worrying about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Not true. We're smarter than the GM every day. I always like to pop the newbies' cherry as soon as possible. Saves them worrying about it. No no no DC Tom. You're smarter than the GM (that retard! but man the line of sight sucks from this balcony!) every day. The rest of us only ascend to that balcony level of smartness on draft day, or when discussing quarterbacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 No no no DC Tom. You're smarter than the GM (that retard! but man the line of sight sucks from this balcony!) every day. The rest of us only ascend to that balcony level of smartness on draft day, or when discussing quarterbacks. In hindsight, I would have picked the pro bowlers and hall of famers rather than the Maybins and Flowers cuz dees GMs n office eggheads don't no nuttin. Jus goes to show ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Hansen Forever Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Welcome. People love to get your goat around this place. State your opinion. argue for a little bit. Then move on to next topic. don't take things personal and you will fit right in don't forget to send me a bottle of wine. Welcome. People love to get your goat around this place. State your opinion. argue for a little bit. Then move on to next topic. don't take things personal and you will fit right in don't forget to send me a bottle of wine. You have to drive to Iowa to get my goats, and they probably wouldn't mind. It's warmer in NY than here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Not true. We're smarter than the GM every day. I always like to pop the newbies' cherry as soon as possible. Saves them worrying about it. I've been here two years and haven't been called an idiot yet. What the hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webster Guy Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Two Rules: If you grow up in Roch and move south, always remember your roots, and that northern people are smarter and more productive than southerners, so be sure to spread that sentiment wherever you go. You might even want to get a T-shirt that says so. Rule number 2. There is one exception to rule number one, and that is the drive through daquiri businesses that makes New Orleans so awesome. Last time I was there I got a drive through hurricane just like going into Tim Hortons. I only had one, was not over the limit (though probably close the way you guys pour em' so hot) and remember thinking this is a genius idea, and that southerners were WAY smarter than northerners for sure. I made a mental note to get a Tshirt that said so, but forgot after my 3rd hurricane in the French quarter. Then the riverboat gambling cruise sold me. Another great call. Do you see how this post makes two contradictory points, throws in a little humor, and politely insults everyone in the nation all at once? These are the types of posts we're lookin' for from the new guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Two Rules: If you grow up in Roch and move south, always remember your roots, and that northern people are smarter and more productive than southerners, so be sure to spread that sentiment wherever you go. You might even want to get a T-shirt that says so. Rule number 2. There is one exception to rule number one, and that is the drive through daquiri businesses that makes New Orleans so awesome. Last time I was there I got a drive through hurricane just like going into Tim Hortons. I only had one, was not over the limit (though probably close the way you guys pour em' so hot) and remember thinking this is a genius idea, and that southerners were WAY smarter than northerners for sure. I made a mental note to get a Tshirt that said so, but forgot after my 3rd hurricane in the French quarter. Then the riverboat gambling cruise sold me. Another great call. Do you see how this post makes two contradictory points, throws in a little humor, and politely insults everyone in the nation all at once? These are the types of posts we're lookin' for from the new guys. You didn't mention your undying love/hate for EJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Don't drink the kool aid!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I've been here two years and haven't been called an idiot yet. What the hell? Who are you? Don't drink the kool aid!! No...have a cup. Just ignore the bitter almond aftertaste... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I would just like to introduce myself to the board. I have read it practically everyday for about ten years but never commented until now, it seemed like the time is right. I have been a Bills fan for about 35 years. I was born and raised in Rochester but reside just outside New Orleans now. I have always wanted to get on here and talk Bills football but the negativity and put downs of others differing opinions caused me to hesitate. I decided to add my two cents and hopefully add some insight and humor. great, use larger print next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Who are you? He's Joe. From Buffalo. You know, the real one. And apparently an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts