DC Tom Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 I'll give you some steaks if you would show up. With all the people on this board who want me dead, you expect me to show up at a game? I'm suicidal, not stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 With all the people on this board who want me dead, you expect me to show up at a game? I'm suicidal, not stupid. I would severe injure anyone who attempts to injure you. My red WINE. . how about some of the Carolina wines we have? Richard Children's, of NASCAR, makes highly acclaimed wines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Hi. Please stand by for an important announcement from our very own Cowgirls Fan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 I would severe injure anyone who attempts to injure you. Yeah...but can you stop Simon from banning me from the tailgate? I probably wouldn't last ten minutes before he duct tapes my mouth shut or something. And then how would I enjoy the steak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Yeah...but can you stop Simon from banning me from the tailgate? I probably wouldn't last ten minutes before he duct tapes my mouth shut or something. And then how would I enjoy the steak? We could always grind it up and slide it down a feeding tube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 7, 2013 Author Share Posted August 7, 2013 Yeah...but can you stop Simon from banning me from the tailgate? I probably wouldn't last ten minutes before he duct tapes my mouth shut or something. And then how would I enjoy the steak? First, Simon would have to come to a tailgate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Hi. Please stand by for an important announcement from our very own Cowgirls Fan... Better late than never. Happy Hump Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Why is Tom using a feeding tube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 7, 2013 Author Share Posted August 7, 2013 Why is Tom using a feeding tube? So he doesn't have to stop posting in PPP in order to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Hump , love hump.. Why is Tom on a breeding tube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Yeah...but can you stop Simon from banning me from the tailgate? I probably wouldn't last ten minutes before he duct tapes my mouth shut or something. And then how would I enjoy the steak? I guess the same way you enjoy most of your meat now... or is that just the tube steaks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 I guess the same way you enjoy most of your meat now... Ground up and in the freezer? First, Simon would have to come to a tailgate. And even then, I'd have to jump up and down for 20 minutes shouting "I'm being abusive! Why haven't you duct taped my mouth shut!" Yes, I know. I have issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 (edited) And even then, I'd have to jump up and down for 20 minutes shouting "I'm being abusive! Why haven't you duct taped my mouth shut!" You're closing in on 40K posts. If they haven't 'duct taped' your mouth yet (permanently)....I'm guessing they appreciate your material. Edited August 8, 2013 by BillsFanM.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 You're closing in on 40K posts. If they haven't 'duct taped' your mouth yet (permanently)....I'm guessing they appreciate your material. No... Every rule has some sort of exception Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 You're closing in on 40K posts. If they haven't 'duct taped' your mouth yet (permanently)....I'm guessing they appreciate your material. If you add all of Tom's secrets in... and the posts lost with upgrades and crashes, I think he is around 80k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 8, 2013 Author Share Posted August 8, 2013 You're closing in on 40K posts. If they haven't 'duct taped' your mouth yet (permanently)....I'm guessing they appreciate your material. Thanks for the reminder, time to put Tom on triple super secret probation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 (edited) Thanks for the reminder, time to put Tom on triple super secret probation. Oh, hey, let me help. Someone's an idiot (I'm too lazy to decide who right now...just pick someone.) Edit: the suggestion below works for me. (Nice try, Jack.) Edited August 8, 2013 by DC Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 8, 2013 Author Share Posted August 8, 2013 Oh, hey, let me help. Someone's an idiot (I'm too lazy to decide who right now...just pick someone.) How about the next person to post in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Oh hey. Did I miss anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Oh hey. Did I miss anything? Depends. Are you aware that you're an idiot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Depends. Are you aware that you're an idiot? Eating too much grass fed beef will do that to anyone. The latin name for it is grassifineousbovineidiocy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Eating too much grass fed beef will do that to anyone. The latin name for it is grassifineousbovineidiocy. all this in a thread about cocoapuffpuff, whodathunkit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Still not sure what I am missing. I guess I need KingCumalickBonza to fill me in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Still not sure what I am missing. I guess I need KingCumalickBonza to fill me in You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Banza's head. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Still not sure what I am missing. Charisma, intelligence, looks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 8, 2013 Author Share Posted August 8, 2013 Edit: the suggestion below works for me. (Nice try, Jack.) I knew you would catch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 all this in a thread about cocoapuffpuff, whodathunkit? BuffaloBill says I have the most posts so it's not all coco! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Cowgirls Fan 44 DC Tom 40 Jboys 33 Just Jack 31 B'ball 27 Cugalabanza 27 Mead 23 BuffaloBill 21 Gugny 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Cowgirls Fan 44 DC Tom 40 Jboys 33 Just Jack 31 B'ball 27 Cugalabanza 27 Mead 23 BuffaloBill 21 Gugny 14 Dear lord I am stuck in the basement with Gungy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Dear lord I am stuck in the basement with Gungy... If you stand on your head, we're on top! It works .. I do it with the AFC East standings every year to make myself feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Seriously, where did the influx of stupid come from on TSW. It seems more like a Madden Forum with teenage punks in some of these threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 If you stand on your head, we're on top! It works .. I do it with the AFC East standings every year to make myself feel better. Brilliance... But what do we do if we have to pee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Brilliance... But what do we do if we have to pee? Well, DC Tom sent me this "selfie" as an idea, but I don't know ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Well, DC Tom sent me this "selfie" as an idea, but I don't know ... Great, now my mind is blown. And I have stuff I still have to do today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Wait. Have I missed anything yet? I didn't realize tom in a diaper was anything new...? Gugny in the basement... not new. Coupdelabanca is a man of mystery. Now new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 I didn't realize tom in a diaper was anything new...? yeah, but this time with JAZZ HANDS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Dear lord I am stuck in the basement with Gungy... and i'm looking up at the likes of you two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 and i'm looking up at the likes of you two. on your knees underneath Gugny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 8, 2013 Author Share Posted August 8, 2013 Cowgirls Fan 44 DC Tom 40 Jboys 33 Just Jack 31 B'ball 27 Cugalabanza 27 Mead 23 BuffaloBill 21 Gugny 14 Must... post... more... Seriously, where did the influx of stupid come from on TSW. It seems more like a Madden Forum with teenage punks in some of these threads. You're a doo-doo head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 on your knees underneath Gugny... A horrifying mental picture.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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