NobesBLO13 Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 (edited) Mine is 'The Hamptons' -Shrinkage -Jane topless -Ugly baby -Lobster -'breath taking' What is yours? Edited March 20, 2012 by NobesBLO13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 (edited) The Contest (King of my Domain) Soup Nazi Puffy Shirt The Sponge Shrinkage Assman The Stall (not a square to spare) Edited March 20, 2012 by JÂy RÛßeÒ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Marine Biologist, Titleist Shrinkage The Michigan bottle run Del Boca Vista impeachment The Van Georges cousin, the Park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 (edited) Don't know the titles but my #1 is the Kenny Rogers Roasters where they swap apartments. My favorite scene of all time is when they ask Kramer "will you take a drink and let us smell you?" ... "you can smell me without the drink." The next minute where Kramer is drunk doing a commercial for Hennegans is amazing. Edited March 20, 2012 by stevestojan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 George's speech about saving the whale will always be the highlight of the series to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 "What!! Are you crazy??? That's like discovering plutonium, BY ACCIDENT!!" The Junior Mint "all right, all right. I'm not gay. My name's Buck naked, I'm a porno actor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 " No Soup for you!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 I don't remember what this episode was, but when George begins the new job and has sex with the cleaning lady on his desk. "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because I've got to tell you, if someone had told me that kind of behavior was frowned upon..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Favorite Kramer moment: when his phone number is close to Movie Phone's and he pretends to be the recording. "Why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 The Engagement. -Jerry & George enter into the Pact; "what kind of lives are we living?!?" -Kramer's rant about marriage to Jerry. "So then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?" Well let me clue you in on something, there isn't." -George pissed after getting engaged while Jerry breaks up with his gf for eating peas one at a time. -Elaine engages Kramer and Newman in the dog kidnapping plot. The Marine Biologist espisode is also hysterical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 I'm not sure I could pick one particular episode over another, but this scene was the first one that came to mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zePQavforA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 I'm not sure I could pick one particular episode over another, but this scene was the first one that came to mind: youtube.com/watch?v=_zePQavforA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Festivus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 The Contest (King of my Domain) "I'm out." Likely the funniest half-hour of television I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 (edited) "I'm out." Likely the funniest half-hour of television I've ever seen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAvANRCgCDM&feature=player_embedded Edited March 20, 2012 by JÂy RÛßeÒ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 I love the episode where kramer gets an intern from NYU, Darren. KRAMER: Dean Jones, you wanting to talk to me? DEAN JONES: I’ve been reviewing Darren’s internship journal. Doing laundry… KRAMER: …Yeah. DEAN JONES: …Mending chicken wire, high tea with a Mr. Newman. KRAMER: I know it sounds pretty glamorous, but it’s business as usual at Kramerica. DEAN JONES: As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is no more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken. KRAMER: And with Darren’s help, we’ll get that chicken. DEAN JONES: I’m sorry, but we can’t allow Darren to continue working with you. KRAMER: Well, I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgGUd-yVt2w "I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Last night I saw the pilot on TV, and I have to say i don't think I ever saw that episode before, and I have seen them all multiple times. I think one of the earliest ones I can remember is when they are at the Laundramat and Kramer pours cement into it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Jerry: "Artistic integrity. Where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to, like, Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the university level, like where Freud studied, and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once-a-week for eighty bucks, no. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working around the clock, thinking about you, having conferences, observing you like the way they did with the elephant man. That's what I'm talking about, because that's the only way you're going to get better." The Pitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 "The Secretary" Bania: 42, That's what I am now. I've been working out, I’m huge. How'd you like to sell it? Kramer: make me an offer. Bania: 100 Bucks Kramer: Surely you jest. (walks away from Bania) Bania: 175 Kramer: Look at the stitching (takes the jacket off to show Bania) This is old world craftsmanship. Bania: 300 dollars. Kramer: Sold. Follow me into the dressing room. Bania: You throw the shirt in? Kramer: Bania, you're killing me. Bania: Hey that's the women's dressing room. Kramer: There's nothing in there that I haven't seen before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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