Kelly the Dog Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 But when will he find time to fit-in running someone down and leaving them dying in a pool of their own blood in the street? That's just a daily occurence. Barely newsworthy anymore. It's pretty common knowledge that Marshawn hosts these parties at his house where all the Bills and his posse sit around doing meth and laughing their fool heads off while Marshawn plays "Death Race 2000" on his Blu-Ray over and over on a loop. Not so much his posse, but The Bills for the most part do not want to become meth addicts because they come from good neighborhoods and families. But when Marshawn asks them politely over to his house for movietime, at gunpoint, he can be quite charming. Lynch and Ludicris are actually teaming up to try to get a sequel, "Death Race 2010" (based on a true story) made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I am guessing from your over all demeanor on this board that you have not been asked to stand up in many weddings. YES, if you are a groomsmen you get to the location earlier to help with last minute issues, such as get your tux and make sure it fits. Secondly the rehearsal and dinner is traditionally the day before. What is he supposed to do fly in for the dinner out for VOLUNTARY OTAs then fly back for the wedding. get real. I've stood up for several. Get in on Friday, home by Sunday. My work doesn't allow me to make a week out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 My work doesn't allow me to make a week out of it. Good point. Your work does, however, seem to allow you to waste about eight hours of yours and everyone else's time every day on here though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I've stood up for several. Get in on Friday, home by Sunday. My work doesn't allow me to make a week out of it. You can't take 4 days, er, a "week," off from work? Yeah, okay doc. And I'm sure those weddings were real high profile events, just like Forsett's. What did Schefter tweet about them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurlyBurly51 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Friggin' idiot convention in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Friggin' idiot convention in here. true. It is also an enabler convention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Good point. Your work does, however, seem to allow you to waste about eight hours of yours and everyone else's time every day on here though. Zing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malazan Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 couldn't care less that he missed today for wedding, but I really like how the sub 100 crowd keeps throwing around, "Spiller isn't an every down back". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enemarty Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Good point. Your work does, however, seem to allow you to waste about eight hours of yours and everyone else's time every day on here though. best post of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kota Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 I've stood up for several. Get in on Friday, home by Sunday. My work doesn't allow me to make a week out of it. I love it when people try to compare their work to that of a professional athelete. It makes zero sense and just makes you look stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Friggin' idiot convention in here. I'd like my name tag please. What are d'odds of im gettin in some trouble at dis weddin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purple haze Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 He left Thursday, weddings Saturday--in Dallas. Just sayin. rehearsal dinner, bachelor party and possibly other activities based on whatever the bride and groom planned. Just sayin', be quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 People need a reason to hate Lynch and anythign will do. Is that your final answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilsner Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 true. It is also an enabler convention True that. It's funny that some people on here just can't get along considering we are all fans of the same team. If we are not to get along it should be with fans of other teams, and not with each other. Internal strife, gotta love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 That's just a daily occurence. Barely newsworthy anymore. It's pretty common knowledge that Marshawn hosts these parties at his house where all the Bills and his posse sit around doing meth and laughing their fool heads off while Marshawn plays "Death Race 2000" on his Blu-Ray over and over on a loop. Not so much his posse, but The Bills for the most part do not want to become meth addicts because they come from good neighborhoods and families. But when Marshawn asks them politely over to his house for movietime, at gunpoint, he can be quite charming. Lynch and Ludicris are actually teaming up to try to get a sequel, "Death Race 2010" (based on a true story) made. I've stood up for several. Get in on Friday, home by Sunday. My work doesn't allow me to make a week out of it. Good point. Your work does, however, seem to allow you to waste about eight hours of yours and everyone else's time every day on here though. Excellent stuff, doggy. How did I miss this thread? It's a real beaut, I'll give you that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 what is his excuse for missing every other day? Maybe we should ask his Mom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilsner Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Maybe we should ask his Mom? This is sad but now i'm wondering if his mom has less sense than him? Or perhaps she's being kept in the dark. Otherwise she would take him by the ear and make him listen to some damn common sense and respect his team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConradDobler Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Q: How do you know when a Polish wedding reception is over? A: When the bride's brother punches a cop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilsner Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Q: How do you know when a Polish wedding reception is over? This is over my head. explain please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fingon Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Do you guys realize who is at this wedding though? There is a very good chance that Pete Carroll and Seahawks players are there. I guarantee the Seahawks would use that to get to know him better. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/...orsetts-wedding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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