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DC Tom

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  1. I've gotten crankier. And get off my ***** lawn, you idiot.
  2. A guy is killed for trying to fight tribalism by inviting his opponents to engage him in civil discussion. And you people respond with brainless tribalism and a complete absence of civil discussion. There's a reason I stopped coming to this sewer.
  3. Nothing to say about tickets...just good to see you around, Jay.
  4. Tag me, and I must respond. You're an idiot.
  5. I normally wouldn't do this without an explicit invitation...but you asked a stupid question about Eric Wood's nose. You're an idiot.
  6. Send up the bat signal, and ye shall receive... You're an idiot.
  7. Bat signal received. Who'm I calling an idiot?
  8. You're an idiot.
  9. How does this thread go 34 pages without someone sending up the DC Tom bat signal?
  10. How does this thread have 120 pages without someone asking me to call someone else an idiot?
  11. Hmmm. A very well-earned Bat Signal. Y'know, I've been accused of many things in my life. Theft, rape, murder, communism, Nazism, Republicanism, being a Democrat. General pedantic supercilious anal orifice-ness. But this is the first I've ever been accused of the inappropriate discussion of meal preparation instructions. You're a ***** idiot.
  12. You sent up the Bat Signal, so... Dolphins fans are idiots.
  13. On it. You're an idiot. Not quite sure why, but Limeaid sent up the bat signal, so...
  14. Happy birthday again Cindy. I'll never forget, at the first Hunter's Hope Ball, when you said "C'mon, I want to introduce you to Jim." Then surprise-hugged someone from behind and said "Hi Jim!" And he turned around, and was happy to see you. And all I could think was "Holy *****, you just surprise-hugged Hall of Famer James Friggin' Lofton!" Still think of you and smile.
  15. But did you look under the couch? My sincere condolences.
  16. Why? He can't see the field either way.
  17. On it. You're an idiot.
  18. Just send up the Bat Signal - tag me with @DC Tom.
  19. They don't call her Sofia Viagra for nothing. He's an idiot.
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