DC Tom

Bills mention! Everybody drink.

You know what I didn't describe it as? "Amazeballs." "Amazeballs." Seriously. You dot your i's with little hearts, don't you?

No they're not. The Bills look exactly as terminally putrid as they are.

"Amazeballs?" What are you, a fourteen year old girl in a Discover Card commercial?

Gizele?

Looks like Flacco learned something from watching Peterman last week...

My liver's not up to that. My liver's barely up to listening to that.

I've got to admit, that Steelers Pizza Hut commercial was pretty damn cute.

I can understand getting the warrants - even though the apartment is a crime scene, they still may want to dot all the i's and cross the t's, so the case doesn't get thrown out on a technicality. I also understand listing the marijuana on there - in the interests of completion, for the same reason above, you don't want to omit anything you find and risk having the investigation questioned ("Oh, so you didn't list the pot you found as a result of the warrant? What other exculpatory evidence did you hide that might show my client's innocence?") But leaking the warrant is bull ****. If I'm the judge on that case, I'm throwing the results of that search right out.

"Breaking News: Kavanaugh Accused of Molesting High School Student." Gotta think like the media...

They see it. They're simply 100% in favor of anything that stops Wörtlichüberpanzerkampfmaschinegehilfer-Hitler, no matter how stupid, reckless, or irresponsible it is.

Looks like sexual predation to me...

Hell, I am a Bills fan and I'm laughing. This team is comically bad.

But you've referred it to the FBI regardless.

Plus, if there's a possibility he was, they should wait to confirm him until this is thoroughly investigated. Which is the real point of this.

Didn't quite get the joke, did you?

Your posts are inconsequential and unmemorable...like tears in the rain.

Thank you for this. I'm pleased that someone can report on the innermost thoughts of McDermott and Beane accurately and concisely. Do you do horoscopes, too?

The Superbowl team has five players and a coach already in, and four more nominated. That was some team.

But he holds the world record for "Hits After Returning From Stroke!"

Except I'm not worried as much for Allen's confidence behind this line as I am for his physical health.

Every company she's ever run.

They are when you're Trump.

That sort of counting has always bugged me, as it almost never serves any purpose other than to make some political point. They do the same sort of manipulation with the bombing of Hiroshima - because residents of the city die of cancer years later, there's a push to treat every death of a Hiroshima survivor as attributable to the bombing. But no one ever attributes deaths from COPD or emphysema in residents of Hamburg or Dresden to the bombings of Hamburg or Dresden...because the point is to make atomic bombs look that much worse than conventional indiscriminate firebombing. I rather wish they'd call such things "notional deaths," as opposed to actual deaths where you actually have a dead person or a death certificate, or at least a name.

Probably been edited. Most news publications these days seem to follow the practice of "Release, and let the public proof-read it for us."