DC Tom

If the Iranian government has any sense, they'll release a statement apologizing for the detention, but the ambassador was at the scene of a riot, and they took him into custody for his protection and released him as soon as practical. They don't have that much sense.

I would...because who's going to show them? CNN? MSNBC? Not unless they start protesting Trump.

Some are. Some are thetans.

What, we're not allowed to call Brady a ***** anymore?

You know who's not liking this? Putin.

Clearly he feels guilty about forcing the Ukrainian airliner into a rough landing.

Well, I don't see Johnny Unitas playing for the Pats anytime soon, since he's...y'know...dead. So without, I guess.

You'll never understand it because you're an idiot.

Seriously? And Clowney got nothing for knocking Wentz's head off?

Peter Frampton

Rock didn't die so much as it was murdered by boy bands and autotune.

No, I'm saying her skin fits her like she's an interstellar cockroach from Men in Black.

Or Jerry Nadler in a bubble bath. Or Maxine Waters taking off her skin and throwing it in the laundry.

You know, the mass of the electron has been calculated to some eleven decimal places...but only measured accurately to nine. That's how good the theory of the electron is: it's more accurate than we can accurately perceive.

Yeah, that's it. I swear, he grows a third hand for the outro there...

It's the people of San Francisco's job.

He died Tuesday, and they kept it secret until today? That is the most Peart-ish thing imaginable. There's a video out there that's just the overhead view of his drumming live in "Subdivisions." It's unbelievable. I think I commented that the only reason he could do what he does is because no one told him it was impossible. Buddy Rich was better...but I'm still a much bigger Peart fan.

Well...*****. At least now he's with his first wife and daughter. RIP, Professor.

No, because my pronouns are "Oh, Exalted One" and "Pedantic Supercilious Anal Orifice."

So do I, but I have fluid hips and a high motor...

Biting and scratching during sex? That's a goddamn compliment. I mean, I have a scar on my shoulder I'm rather proud of...

"Comely." It's a great word for insulting women: it sounds like "homely," so they get pissed off, but it means pretty much the opposite.

The reason for this is that, with his support of Nazis, white supremacy, his oppression of black, gays, illegal immigrants, and the poor, they believe that Trump is the #1 terrorist in the world.

I think it's a skin cleanser.

Economic cycles don't begin and end with presidential terms. A better measure would be Trump's 35 months in office vs. any continuous 35 month period of time of any other president. And the result may very well be the same.