Simon

I miss when @Ralonzo had more time and would do hilarious detailed descriptions of all the Super Bowl commercials in real time. He's dialed it back (probably because the full effort was underappreciated by most) and it's still good, but he used to go off and it was absolutely hysterical.

Did you just call me as dumb as Cris Collinsworth? I won't forget this soon...... He thinks he's still doing radio.

Instead they give millions of dollars to color guys that people (i.e. me) actively hate and mute

No, if he never had possession.

That same co-ordinator carried Cowher's dumb ass for at least a decade

The NFL's use of replays has fallen off a cliff over the last couple years; mostly so they can give us a pointless graphic or a close up head shot of a coach or QB looking at something. It's really starting to piss me off.

Dear Mother, My descent into madness continues unabated. Today I think I was actually lectured by a soccer player.....

He took a weird one in college vs Ohio State that made me wonder if he was unusually susceptible to them

But, "indicators"!

How do you lick people through not one, but two facemasks?!

Now there's a "U" problem.

That sounds right, but I can't recall for sure exactly what it was.

Anybody remember "I'm a horrible human being"?

What about people with weird spelling preferences?