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The Viking player looks like he's just picked up a hard-to-reach football with a Josh Allen shaped grabber tool I ain't seen a white man jump like that since Billy Hoyle in 92 Hey Barr, here's a purple ponytail to stick on your purple helmet

I'd only bet that sort of money if I could do it like Joe Pesci in Casino. "When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookie to go !@#$ themselves"

I love this kid. He not only throws it so fast and far that he once hit himself in the back of his head with one of his own passes, but he also has the ability to fly and leap tall LBs in a single bound.

Yeah it was amazing but he shouldn't do it again unless it's a playoff game. It served its purpose though. Aside from the first down it will also give him a hell of a lot of respect from his teammates

That would be like remaking Smokie and the Bandit and not giving the Bandit a tache

You're right. And of course I mean 4 TDs

The question is, if it stays like this till about 5 minutes left, does Peterman get some garbage time?

Can I relax now? Surely the Vikes won't score 3 TDs in one quarter?

what a strange day it's turning out to be. I'm buying a lottery ticket.

Christ, this is great so far. Wish I'd bet 5k on the Bills

Looking forward to see if Allen develops. Looking forward to hearing Romo's comments regarding Allen's development.

Whoo! Great game so far guys, we're tied 0-0.

No retirements

Who needs 53 QBs when you have 1 Peterman

Not many people know this but 2 years ago Josh Allen's girlfriend was tragically killed in a car accident. Unable to live without her, Josh threw a football so hard and with such velocity that it left the earth's atmosphere and travelled continuously around the globe, causing time to travel backwards and bringing her back to life.

Kneel before Zod!

Especially since I insisted upon her wearing an oven glove while she did it. It's the only thing that gets me off.

No, I'm a midget, that's why I had to pay her 5k

The ironic thing here is that I once paid a woman 5k to do that very thing to me.

I bet on the Pats in the last SB. For sort of the same reason. I was so dreading them winning another one that I wanted to get something out of it. It was the best money I ever lost.

I think it makes perfect sense to bet against the Bills this season. Maybe not 5k (unless you're rich) but putting a few dollars against the Bills at least gives you a little something on Monday when part of you is feeling pissed about the team getting beat again. And if they win the game and you lose your money? At least you still feel good about them winning a game.

I get that we're supposed to hope everyone fails except the Bills (especially AFC East teams) but don't you all think it would be cool if Mayfield, Rosen, Allen and Darnold all joined Mahomes and turned out to be great franchise QBs? Now that the likes of Brady, Brees, Rogers and Big Ben are on the edge of retirement I want to see some great new blood in the league and all the rivalries that come with that. I loved Kelly's twice yearly duels with Marino - the fact that they were trying to outdo one another probably raised their games. Look forward to more of it with Allen and Darnold each season.

My take on some of the guys who have run it is: Donahoe - flashy guy but, as Paulie once said of Tommy, "he's a cowboy, he's got too much to prove". He got us Spikes and Milloy etc. but also drafted JP and McGahee. It was like he was always trying to show how smart he was. Marv - love him but from my memory (all the **** through the drought sort of fades together in the end) he was pitiful in the front office. Certainly no Coughlin. Marv drafted Donte Whitner when EVERYONE, even people like me whose knowledge of college football could be written on the back of a "How to inspire teammates - by Vontae Davis" pamphlet, were yelling for them to pick Haloti Ngata. Russ Brandon - erm, wasn't he responsible for drafting Maybin?

Are you a feeder?

ha, that brings back memories. I remember everyone hated him and Tim 'Tiny' Anderson