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Oliver with a bat

The Panthers seem to know what we were doing. I think the SOBs somehow filmed our practice...

Nice floater to Sweeney

Allen has some nice chemistry already with Beasley

Allen Vs Allen

No Cam then

Hahahahahaha, I'm so pumped and it's only preseason. By the time week 1 comes round I'm gonna be like Apollo before his fight with Drago. I could eat nails!

First reply!

See? Everyone thought he was getting traded for Clowney, turns out he just had the sh*ts

Guess Foster will get the start

Yup. The Bills have made me snort many times too!

Whoo! Why do I get so excited about a preseason game? I guess I'm an addict or something

Every time the Jets medic rings his bell an angel gets its wings

Still no trade announcement? It's almost as if the last 9 pages were a waste of time!

Who's Mr Lahey? All my material is 100% original!

The OP has it the wrong way round. It should be Bills to Clowney: no thanks

Oliver: "the biggest room in the house is the room for improvement" Newton: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

My buddy is a cop there so I have some inside info. Felony 1: Robbing a mall last Christmas with an accomplice who was dressed as Santa Felony 2: Destruction of a Zaltar machine when it failed to grant him his wish

He was, but the sequel, Naked Knife, caused nothing but problems for him

There are s**t storms and then there's the Raiders and Brown, which are more of a force 5 hurricane. Hurricane Sh*trina.

It's okay here... but I wish they'd get that f****ing schedule sorted out

Even if (horror of horrors) he did retire today, I wouldn't blame Beane. Others have rightly said that many players have injury histories, and the only way to get a big name like that is to outbid everyone else. You just have to pull the trigger and hope you're not unlucky with them. Hopefully we get enough games out of him that it's worth it. If he is going to miss some games this season I hope we have him for the run in, because that looks on paper like the really tough part of the schedule and obviously leads into the playoffs.

Fortunately Kyler Murray isn't tall enough to see over a steering wheel so there's 'little' chance this sort of thing will happen to him

Oh man, they really missed a trick. They should have had him say "now when I leave the house, I can actually see that I need to get dressed first."

Yeah. It really worries me with him. He's obviously VERY susceptible to them and like someone else has said here, we don't know how much he hid symptoms last season because he wanted to get paid. I'm sure people will accuse me of being over dramatic, but if he goes out and gets a concussion early in the season, I think it could be it for him.