"He told doctors he was suffering from mild abdominal pain"
That's my favorite part, "yeah Doc, my stomach hurts for some reason"
On a side note, not gonna lie, I'm pretty impressed he got 23 inches of dildo up his keester
100% just like that ... it sucks being in the dating game right now.
I had one tell me I had to get rid of my cat before we went out on the first date. Told that ***** that she just got passed on by a cat.