Never forget 1st grade, 1990, Lyndonville Elementary School. Each of us had to write a poem about something we loved. A kid in my class drew a massive (yet awful) Don Bebee figure enveloped in a twister with Bengals chasing him. The poem went something like this
Don Bebee is so fast, he is the best in the west
Don Bebee is so fast, he is better than the rest
Even at 6 I wanted to remind him the Bills were not in the west.
My other favorite Don Bebee moment is when Maddy Glad called him Dan Bebee on OBL.