Sweats

Tom looks like an out of shape douche nozzle and his wife has the body shape of a 9 iron. Good looking couple right there..............................rolls eyes

RIP Reebok

Wow.....that dude just can’t keep a job. Wouldn’t surprise me if he wanted to have his brother in the booth with him.

Run and shoot? Pistol? West coast? ........stay tuned

No Spielman and Fletcher at 9? Aye Carumba

I almost forgot the 3 game slide where we were out scored nearly 110-40.......and yet even with that miserable showing, we still made the post season. Yeah, I’m as shocked as anyone over that.

Well, there’s a good life lesson for everyone right there......sometimes you slide down the shite and sometimes the shite slides down you. 2 kinds of people In this world.......the ones who make the mess down the slide and the ones who slide through it. Yer kid is setting themselves up perfectly in life for when he hits the corporate world.....just shite on everyone from the top on down and let someone else clean up the mess.

I Schattner a load in my pants after eating that garbage

He’s got more to prove......his innocence

I want to see if Ivory has any gas left in the tank

Cancel your Sirius subscription.......that’ll show them. Aye Carumba

Is it too soon to nominate and promote Shadys name on the Stadium Wall?

Doesn’t really sound fake or like false accusations to me......it’s being reported on every possible source of media outlet the whole afternoon

My son has always had an LG and he loves it......never any problems with it That’s why I decided to try it this time. If it turns out to be garbage, I’ll toss it and get something else. I get a new cell every one to 2 years anyways.

Ah Jesus, I just bought an LG this weekend. Ive always had a Samsung, but decided to try the LG this time. So, are you saying I should just throw it away?

Burritos and Gin.......more gas than you’ll know what to do with

I wouldn’t change anything......I’ve banged enough broads, smoked enough dope and did more as a teen than most could have possibly ever done in a lifetime.

My sister-in-law bought a $90 organic turkey one year hoping to impress everyone on how much she spent for that bird on thanksgiving. The following year, my wife and I bought a $30 regular bird and no one could believe how good it tasted. .....the year after that, my sister-in-law bought a regular $30 turkey. Take that, sister-in-law.......take that.

Charlie “Choo Choo” Justice

Id rather •••• the bear

What was Kokos last dying words?

Andre Reed putting the team on his shoulders in the 4th quarter against the rams to win it in the dying minutes......classic

Was the car wearing a bra?........cause it was clearly asking for it.

I’ve charged her mound a few times, boy.

About 5 yrs. ago at the Bruce Power nuclear plant on Lake Huron, we witnessed 8 waterspouts coming in off the lake. If you’ve never seen one you’d be in for quite the surprise.....now imagine seeing 8 of them at the same time. We were all stuck in the plant until the storm blew over. Wow......just wow.