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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคจ I might have been born at night, but it wasn't last night.
  2. Well, why not both? NYC presents that opportunity that Wilson could act as third string backup for either the Giants or Jets. Sort of a temp agency QB. ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿคจ ๐Ÿ™„ At least in the old days, I knew my Hess toy truck money was backdoor funding the Jets. Now it's my Imodium purchases. ๐Ÿ˜
  3. "Wow! Come on yaโ€™ll. Nate Hackett as Jets HC! Holy Sh*tโ€ * ๐Ÿ˜
  4. "Hey Jerry, what time should I let the guys go eat a #ยฃ*%ing snack?"
  5. Change the format to fan voting! 'Vote early, vote often'. Stake out the liquor stores where you get the ballots! * Nobody stuffs a ballot box for MVP like the Bills fans!
  6. Martindale sentenced to fifty lashes for Harbaugh's indiscretions. Sounds about right. ๐Ÿคจ And, he'll probably bring along Gettleman, to harangue underclassmen on how much they're eating.
  7. Woody strikes me as the sort to shoot off his own schwantz when he's practicing his quick draws.
  8. Are they giving Allen a sangawich?! Now watching him zooming around on any given Sunday could qualify him for a 'dangerwich'. Just add extra hot sauce, and a side of blue cheese dressing. ๐Ÿ˜
  9. Do they still have parlay cards? A few college games for the Saturday, and usually the full NFL Sunday schedule. I forget the odds, somehow pick 4 correct out of 4 games paid 10:1 ? Just about every blue collar plant had an agent working them. Plenty of high schools, too.
  10. Correct. The only thing lacking is that all candidates should be required to dress in costume, and sing a song on 'The Masked Singer - NFL - MVP' special. ๐Ÿค”
  11. Definitely a 'Goofus', when he could be a 'Gallant'. ๐Ÿคจ * Josh Allen needs to study the career and success of Frank Gifford. Except, I think he effed up by selecting Kathie Lee. ๐Ÿค”
  12. Quite a few people born in 1956 found that a pin could alter the block lettering 6 into a 5, at least on NY state driver licenses. ๐Ÿ˜
  13. T-1000 aka John Doggett aka Robert Patrick?! Dayum!
  14. REAL TIME IMAGE OF SHERLOCK HOLMES: ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ
  15. Rex is a variation of the Rooney Rule. He represents the Rummy Rule. Ticks all the boxes: 1. Famous Football Father. 2. Has brudder who can also contribute. Not so much to the team, but local merchants will love them for stupid commercials and restaurant endorsements.
  16. To paraphrase Grand Funk: All the MILFs in WNY Beware!!!
  17. A contractor I worked with on various projects over the years was of Dutch heritage, and introduced me to the following saying. My paternal grandmother's family was Dutch, which also allows me this observation: Dutch Wooden shoes. Wooden head. Wouldn't listen. ๐Ÿ˜•
  18. Basically, a good and innovative idea. The reality of it is the Bills will be called for having an illegal formation. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜
  19. "Where's our good silver? I hocked it to pay the streaming fees."
  20. Can you mock up the black jersey with either white or red numerals?
  21. Taylor Swift? ๐Ÿค”
  22. Forgive my being nosy, but why?
  23. Back off, Jack! Nobody styles a 'bro' like Kyler Murray! ๐Ÿ˜ก
  24. Rarely during the run of classic Doctor Who did characters ask the line "Doctor Who?" With the revival in 2005, it seems some minor character is asking it on at least an annual basis. "What do you mean that's the Doctor?! Doctor Who?"
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