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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. I was wondering where you had gotten to. ๐Ÿค”
  2. >>> "OK, Mr. Adams. Read the third line down on the eye chart." <<< "Read it?! I just drafted him!"
  3. But dayum, that guy could police a cafeteria line. "No extras for you, Kelvin!" ๐Ÿ˜ 
  4. Yeah, well Tammy Faye Bakker cried a lot, too. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜
  5. By February 2026, McDavid gives an interview to the Amherst Bee, speaking in a barely audible whisper about his desire to be traded. ๐Ÿค” Ushers at KeyBank Center no longer ask for inflatable palm trees to be removed - armed security guards confiscate them. (The palm trees...not the ushers.)
  6. No, Irv was really Irv. Not Curt. ๐Ÿค” Rick Azar, however, was really Ricardo Carballada. ๐Ÿ˜ You waited on Irv at Flay's on Delaware Ave?! ๐Ÿ˜‡
  7. For quite a few years until Ontario repealed the 'Sunday blue laws' regarding businesses opening, one could go down to the local gin mill and watch some dancer take off almost every stitch of clothing. You could not, however, find an open hardware store to get some absolutely vital part for home repair. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™„
  8. Only because some bean counter figured out just how many massages that costed out to...๐Ÿค”
  9. Also for his inability to "WATCH WHERE THE #ยฅ*โ‚ฌ YOU'RE GOING!!!" ๐Ÿ˜ก
  10. How dare you mention this group, and omit Robert 'HoF' Foster, one of Alabama's finest WRs to ever wear a Bills uniform?! ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜
  11. Turned to see if you still had your end of the couch, and got blindsided by a skateboard? ๐Ÿค”
  12. ...on her six toes on each foot. ๐Ÿคจ * In some areas, AI might have advantages, but for long form composition, I think AI should FO.
  13. Reading this was like listening to an old Paul Harvey's 'The Rest of the Story'. You may have got to the result you wanted, but it was torture getting there. "And do you know who that newspaper boy was, Americans? Who trudged through snow and rain to bring Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Public their morning news, often before sunrise?" "Guddammit, man, get to the payoff!!!"
  14. I don't know. ๐Ÿค” No, what's on second. Who's on first. I don't know is on third. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜
  15. Wait a minute!!! I thought Costanza was hired by the Jets, not the Sabres!
  16. Bad enough there's AI, now there's AI imitating TBD members. ๐Ÿคจ * What have you done with the REAL Sierra Foothills?! AB might as well just go into politics.
  17. Google AI immediately addresses the issue:
  18. Walkin'? More like running...
  19. ๐Ÿค” Note to self...see if 'RiotAct' started posting when 'Sky Diver' stopped posting... ๐Ÿ˜
  20. +1. "Evabody funny...now he funny, too." ๐Ÿคจ
  21. Then he could do a credible imitation of Drew Bledsoe!
  22. QuchwIj yIrIHQo'! (Doctor my eyes!)
  23. I thought that was you. I didn't want to disturb you. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‡
  24. How about the Jets' exhibition game against the Crimson Tide? That's non-negotiable! (Take Alabama +3)
  25. Taking a page from the Jests, turn in each training camp admission pass to One Bills Drive, in exchange for a 2025-26 Sabres season ticket.
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