That's No Moon

I'll do his job for half his current salary. What's the worst that could happen? They miss the playoffs? Hell, think of the money they'd make off the built in documentary series and resulting movie about a fan becoming GM. If I turn out to be good at it? Can you imagine? It'd be HUUGE.

I'm not interested in mentors. If they can't play anymore get them out of here. NFL rosters are too small for player coaches and mentors.

The wife and I saw him get wheeled out for the Easter blessing and both remarked about how terrible he looked.

Yeah, because he figured out teams aren't as enthused about Shedeur as he thought they'd be and implying that you won't play for more than half the league doesn't improve his draftability. I wouldn't touch Sanders. First, I dont think he's that great. Second, he's been shepherded though his entire life and never really faced competition at his position or the prospect of being benched if he doesn't perform . Third, I have zero interest in the circus that comes with him. Deion will be riding sidecar at all times and if you don't think that he won't use his bully pulpit to be a problem if things don't go the way he wants you're nuts. There is no chance that Deion sits quiet if Shedeur is sitting for a year while another QB is out there stinking it up and it might actually be worse if the other QB is having a good season and endangering Shedeur's carefully curated path to a starting job even more.

It's called Wild Card Weekend.

I didn't see the pictures, but is there a direct path to the front door or do you need to go all the way around the outside to enter through the back?

Fishing in the big conferences makes more sense than ever in a transfer portal world. More of the actual players end up there than ever before.

I don't dislike him because he looks like a dork. I dislike him because he comes off as super fake. He's trying to play a part and he can't pull it off. For example that whole "I wish it were colder" thing. You want to do that as a coach go ahead and do that, but you can't then come out and look as cold as he actually looked that day. It pokes a huge hole in the phony bravado balloon that he totes around and everyone sees it right away. There are plenty of other examples, that's just an easy one.

36 Chambers of flavor.

Did he run someone down with his walker or stab them with his Jello spork?

Good. Their current crop of CBs are small, slow or both.

Sure. He wasn't even allowed hire assistant coaches. I'm sure he will be empowered to re-make the roster.

Here's my spicy take. If Josh played in the same time period as Kelly he'd be out of the league injured already.

I suck pretty aggressively at bowling. The golf/baseball transition was hard for me as a kid season to season as others have pointed out. I could do one or the other pretty well, but not both at the same time.

This is why I was questioning the in person meeting and all that. What do we think he said "Oh, yeah I totally did that."? Of course that's not what happened. So you sit down to do what, see if you can divine if he's lying to you when you have no way to verify that or not? The court situation is pending and will be. The Bills as a team have zero way to know if the kid is being truthful or not so there is ZERO way they can choose him high and unless they are determined not to run away like they did in the Araiza situation he's not draftable for them at all.

I can think of quite a few jobs I'd rather leave to an AI chatbot at the moment.

McDermott already carries Andy's bags but I guess Addison could handle the kitchen staff.

Late, and from way around the outside.

Another issue with the current stadium is there is only one tunnel which makes trucks have to turn around which is an obvious PIA for set up and breakdown. Could they address that? Sure...but there will also be a brand new bldg across the street that has that problem fixed already. I want one of the "sinks" and a trough.

The answer is always the same. He wants too much money or too much term or both.

Gal Gadot. And yes. Sarah Michelle Gellar. Please and thank you.

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