That's No Moon

I can't imagine Cincinnati as a competently run franchise.

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The scouts usually do the end of the draft and the coach and GM do the top. One has been a lot better than the other.

I think Bobby Kraft knows a spot with a good training program.

I've gotten enough warnings tonight. I will allow this absolute beach ball to pass me by.

At some point we should just start drafting the right guys at the top of the draft instead. It's a lot cheaper. Could have had either Metcalf or McLaurin in that draft (or both). Got Cody Ford and Devin Singletary instead.

not many guys get faster. I'd trade him right now if someone offered us something of value. Kinkaid too. That's another waste of a pick.

When Tyler Huntley made the Pro Bowl that cemented it's place as a worthless endeavor. This is bricks on top of that cement. Close enough

What would we do without Coleman's 3 catches for 22 yards in the playoffs? He had 8 whole targets.

AJ Epenesa has 5 more sacks than Bosa does over the last 3 years.

Bosa will be 30 before the season. Miller was 32 I believe. I'll say it again. Bosa and Miller both had 14 sacks over the last 3 seasons and Miller basically missed one of those seasons entirely. Bosa is turning 30 and hasn't been very productive since he was 26.

For the record, I was against the Miller signing as well.

Over a 9 year career Bosa has 6 fewer sacks than Aaron Schobel. Bosa's career high in sacks is 12.5 and that happened in 2017. EIGHT years ago. Why do people love him so much?

Feels like a Jacksonville massive overpay sort of move.

Bosa and Von Miller have exactly the same number of sacks over the last 3 seasons. Let that sink in.

An expensive, oft-injured 30 year old? Where do I sign up?

Make sure you tell him which day the piss man is coming.

I will never, ever, EVER, send food back at a restaurant.

The Giant near me has one and I swear to God I'm going to beat it to death with a sledgehammer one of these days. I do enjoy putting inappropriate stickers on it now though.

Hers or yours? I kid, I kid. I think I did that officially for 6 or 7 months after we graduated but before we got married. She basically lived in my room for a year before that but technically had her own place so idk if the Lord cares about those months. I'd like to believe that he's got better stuff to worry about.

Hopefully they do it better this time. It's not like they've skimped on that side of the ball.

You've seen the size of these guys right? Be 6'8" 300 lbs and sit in coach. Millionaire or not it sucks. Now do that right after you just got banged around by other people that size for three hours. This, for me, is a no brainier and something the team can 100 percent fix. And if it's truly an issue they can fly in and out of Niagara Falls. The airfield is PLENTY long enough to handle anything there. Coddled. 😂

Why not just have a wheel to spin with different yard lines on it that you spin after the touchback occurs. It could be sponsored by draft kings. Think of the kickoff viewership numbers!

Pushing a ball carrier like that was made illegal a VERY long time ago because people were getting seriously injured and killed playing football. It's a good rule with valid underpinning and that play, and all aiding of the runner that way should be illegal again as it was for decades.