That's No Moon

In case anyone was wondering, Purdy's entire salary for this year and next are guaranteed and if he's on their roster on April 1, 2026 his entire 2027 salary becomes guaranteed too (he was also guaranteed 100M at signing. Dead cap considerations are astronomical and Purdy also has a full no-trade clause.

Those ladies have cow milking and butter churning muscles like you wouldn't believe.

If I wait long enough I might start to argue with myself. Who knows?

Not to tell you your teams business, but this is not accurate.

It's the internet. Someone, somewhere, will try.

Asking a WR to block a DE at the point of attack feels suboptimal.

Justin Shorter. Hands down.

$100 on eBay if you really just have to own another tchotchkey

0-0 in the 3rd

He's a scheme QB and this is a solid scheme. I'm glad he landed in in NFC.

I'm going to point out that the Saints gave the 49ers a pretty good game. I know the spread blah blah blah. SF is pretty good and only beat the Saints by 5.

If that's all you have to do to get a 15 yard penalty these days you might as well blow the QB up and take the same 15 yards.

JCPenney advertising on Amazon is strange and a bit sad.

Stop making sense. That's not what we do here.

Because he's not the off-season solution you're looking for. That's the guy you draft or the UDFA you sign, or the street FA or got let go somewhere else. Prater is the solid veteran you call in Week 2 when you just need a guy to be reliable and not your long term solution. 60 yard leg is nice. For this team being reliable is probably better. Obviously you want both but I don't think you're arguing Bass is both, particularly with him being injured. Who knows what his leg is right now. I doubt 60+ and if he has to over swing now the accuracy is going to drop too.

Not that I noticed. Adrenaline is a helluva drug.

It depends. The Saints lineman who got carted off was yelling loudly enough that I heard him in section 311. Not kidding.

My only question is are they Ws or Vs when said aloud. Or one of each. Or an F...

Offensive line is rough. Everyone sees when you mess up but it's usually harder to notice the plays you do well.

Shock is a real thing and people react to it differently. He didn't look like that a couple minutes later when they were taking him to the hospital. I don't like the guy, but that reaction wasn't him thinking about cashing checks.

Please dont ask me to come to Rex Ryan's defense. The force of these two speaking pushed two hurricanes out to sea. The part Mom skipped over was where Rex said if I know, everyone knows. That means the info is coming from Cleveland. Where in Cleveland remains to be seen. Who there would speak with Sexy Rexy?

And the Lord said unto them.... He was lucky to apparently avoid circulatory and nerve damage unless they haven't told us yet

Someone owns that IP and it's likely not Nike.