Mickey

On my list of things to care about, Peterman falls somewhere between the rising cost of kale and my dog's inner life. I know the Peterman wound is a deep one but heal people, heal.

There are only two problems with Zay Jones: He can't get open. He can't catch. Other than that, he is an excellent receiver.

...and there was much rejoicing

Trouble? At a strip club? Who knew that naked women and alcohol could lead to problems?

Coach Wife has moved me from the CUP or "Chronically Unable to Perform" list to the NAP, or "Never Able to Perform" list. Update your rosters.

Oh how pleasant it is to relive, in minute detail, the horrors of that bygone era.

No, I didn't win a super bowl but I did win an NFL punt, pass and kick contest when I was 15. Top that rook.

...and its official, I can't have children....waaaamp---waaaaaaah

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Shaq has been in the league long enough to be thoroughly evaluated. It is unrealistic to think that he is suddenly going to learn new tricks that have eluded him for years. He is exactly what the tape shows he is, a decent run defender with below average pass rush skills. How much more writing has to be on the wall? The signing of Trent Murphy last year and passing on his extension this year tell you all you need to know about how the Bills feel about Shaq. Absent a very much unexpected metamorphosis in his play next year, he is destined to play a rotational role with a salary commensurate to that position. Maybe that will be with us, maybe not. Neither his presence nor his absence is a critical issue for this team moving forward.

I think you are underestimating the impact the 4th string RB can have on a team's fortunes.

Fast wideouts with good hands are no longer in fashion.

I hate to be a pessimist but I think all we have managed to do is upgrade from one of the worst wr/te groups in the league to a group that is at least more mediocre than putrid. Beasley is starting his 9th year and between them, Beasley and Brown have 13 seasons behind them with only one where they had more than 1,000 yards receiving and at least 7 TDs. Yes, Beasley and Brown are upgrades but only because we had nowhere to go but up. The second coming of Reed and Lofton they are not. We might not need a "stud WR who can take over the game" but we do need one capable of 70+ catches, 8+TDs and 1,000 yards receiving (something 20 different WR's managed to do last year). I like our picks, mostly, but the lack of a quality WR prospect is disappointing.

Hall would be sweet, crazy fast, good hands

okay, at this point I'll settle for Hunter Renfrow

I think Mike Williams was the last guy we drafted with such universal approval among fans.

Such a draft would sow the seeds of sorrow from Dorn to Winterfell. I wish you good fortune in the mocks to come.

We are no where near the bottom my friend. Even now, I am putting the finishing touches on an epic post demonstrating the link between the first round of the draft, Italian Ice sales in central park and the per-pill price of viagara on the streets of west seneca.

I would love to see them take Hockenson. TE is a difference maker position, the right guy can force a defense to make all sorts of unpleasant choices.

Today, you become a man.

They didn't use the word "targeting", just described their attitude about bpa vs. need. I don't see how that explains at all what "the bills are targeting Ed Oliver" means. Last year, everyone on the planet knew we needed a QB and that there were 4 well thought of candidates coming out. They got as high as they could and hoped for the to get one of the guys at the top of their board. So I guess I'll ask again, what does "targeting Ed Oliver" mean? Does it mean we are going hell bent for leather to trade up to get him? If so, that is news. Does it mean if he is there at 9 we will take him? If so, then it is nothing new as people have mocked Oliver to the Bills for months and months. News Flash: I am "targeting" Gal Gadot as my second wife. If I have a chance to get her, I will move aggressively to do so but if she is not, I am not going to just pick any second wife because then it doesn't make sense.

What does "targeting" mean in this sense? That he is the top guy on their board so they will take him if he is there? How is that different than sitting around hoping that he will be there and taking him if he is? The word "targeting" makes it sound as if they are actively trying to maneuver in the draft to make sure they get him. If so, what are they doing to "target" him? Just seems like a reporter trying to make it sound like he actually has news to report. Oliver being a guy the Bills would definitely be interested in if he is still on the board is not exactly news as it has been speculated upon for many months.

That'll keep the kids out of Dad's porn stash.

I think that given his unmatched open field running that we should let Josh return kicks. Hmmm.....crazy you say? Crazeee like an avocado buddy.