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She must have woken up that day and said "I want to be the most hated person in America today. Ohhh, don't feel bad for dogs!!"

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At 11:27 PM December 25, 2017 I called my mother collect from the Lackawanna County Detention Center to wish baby Jesus a very happy birthday.

I'm guessing that means you need to take your shoes off to spell S-K-O-L? eye-talians is always pissed off to find out they is actually half-moulie.

If your memory is bad you might be convinced that these lapses of brain activity are a recent phenomenon. Its not that you forgot that you're an idiot, but just never knew until now. Does that make sense?

Maybe you've always been dumb and just don't remember it?

No.

Tampa was a half second quicker and a bit sharper. They won the battles to loose pucks all night. Dahlin and Eichel had some awful turnovers tonight. No shame in losing to the Lightning.

New Orleans wins this game. Dallas is too conservative. Looks like Marrone is calling the game.

Yes. Download the NHL app and subscribe to the NHL package. Reduced price of $100 for the year now. $80 if you only want to follow one team.

F@#$%!! I spent 20 mins on the MLB board and scrolled past it 20 times. I was certain BF had started the thread.

Once you've come out you what is the point? When that cat is out of the bag you can date Jennifer Aniston and you still won't be fooling anyone. I think you should focus on being the best gay man you can be.

It was on the MLB Board. BF_in_Indiana started a thread about some Cards player either Rolen or Edmonds. Then Alaska Darin came in off the top rope with a cross post to a "friggin abortion" from the Recipes subforum. 21 out of 22 thread participants had a great time.

Pretty sure Mike Wallace did the same thing. Showed up 20 minutes before kickoff in his uni and special red socks. Remember that jump ball he caught that one time?

I met him. Hes actually very different in person. Hes kind of a shy guy but VERY flirty. Smells like whole milk all the time which is weird. Blushes easily. Very handsy. Hes always pinching people and doing this baby talk thing where he says "widdle pinchy". Hes the worst person I've ever met.

Please. People compared both of them to Brett Favre. Why can't Chad be a poor man's Steve McNair? Why can't Johnny Football be compared to Tyrod Taylor? Why can't Josh Allen draw comparisons to Daunte Culpepper? Why can't Russel Wilson's game be compared to Randall Cunningham?? Racism that's why.

People don't know how hard it is to be a white QB in this league. From the minute a white QB is drafted everyone just assumes that you're a prototypical pocket passer. You can't escape the comparisons to Rodgers, Brady, and Brees. Fans assume that every white high drafted QB will be a franchise QB based on the color of their skin. And then there's the expectations off the field that they'll be a pillar of the community, a leader, a role model. Why can't white QBs be thugs if they want to? Why can't Eli Manning make it rain at the club and get in a brawl? Why can't A-Rodg do bath salts and slam his Bugatti into a taco bell at 3AM? Its not fair.

Totally agree. No idea why they let him walk.

The liquors callin the shots now, boyo! Sadness is for poor people.

Which is why we were smart to pass on Gronk, who had known back injuries in college, on draft day and go with the safe pick Torrell Troupe. Its a shame Troupe hurt his back and was out of the league in 3 years.

New England is the perfect landing spot for Nate. He needs a coach with the patience to nurture him through all his many inexcusable turnovers and Belichek is that guy to a T.

Comp pick season has returned!!!! We should probably start a new thread discussing upcoming free agents and how to improve our playoff chances by losing non-conference games.

His second year was the disaster. He took a jump his third year after he got moved to safety.

DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH HOOKERS, LSHMEAB!! Wtf is the matter with you guys?!?!?