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Jauronimo

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  1. Clay is just another warm body out there?
  2. A much more likely scenario is that Gruden has not forgiven the Davis family and Raiders for firing him all those years ago and this season he is exacting his calculated and painful revenge.
  3. He was our leading receiver the past few years. Our #1 pass catcher goes for 32 yards per game, by the way.
  4. I can picture it now. The game is tied here with 3:25 remaining in the fourth quarter, 10 to 10. Hold on a second...it looks like Chad Kelly has run on to the field! Chad Kelly is on the field and he....oh my god...he has body slammed the Junior Wildcats starting QB and is now stomping on tight end little Eric Johnson. Players are fleeing the enraged Chad Kelly but hes just too fast. Parents from both teams have now run on to the field to attempt to stop Kelly but he will not go down! Ladies and gentleman, we are witnessing perhaps the darkest hour in the history of pop warner football.
  5. Kelly to Da'Rick will be a lethal combo
  6. Its good that Chad intervened when he did. If he was a few minutes later that kid probably winds up wrapped in a tortilla and shoved in the microwave. They call it a Rocky Mountain Gordita. Seen it a hundred times.
  7. Not until she can prove it in a court of law. Maybe I'm just a better parent than you?
  8. Why was a mother up with a young child hanging on the couch at that hour? Sounds like bad parenting. I bet young Chadwick was just looking out for a kid that should've been in bed on a school night.
  9. With the amount of cocaine at that party its just inexcusable that someone could get and remain that drunk. Kelly needs to have better situational awareness and know when to blast a key bomb and hit that reset button. Amateur hour!
  10. I bet that coach never stayed up all night doing whippits and energy drinks with Chumbawamba and dry humping groupies. Loser.
  11. This year has been challenging to watch. Especially so since Allen got hurt so we don't even get to monitor his progress. But I still look forward to going to the bar every Sunday and hanging out with my new friends. Even @The Real Buffalo Joe. The 90 minutes before the game starts are usually the most fun.
  12. How do you know that McDermott doesn't want the worst offense in the league? Some people want their steak well-done. People like Nickleback. People are f@#$%ing morons.
  13. I know the tone would be a lot more serious. No ass is safe when Russ is around.
  14. This all assumes Allen pans out which is a big ???.
  15. I guess this means that Belichek is going to eliminate pick 6s thrown to the flats by playing his DBs 15 yards off the LOS and neutralize our strong punting game by allowing 1st downs. My guess is we will see the Gilmore cushion in full effect.
  16. Good Lord. What is wrong with 31.45% of you?!?!?
  17. That's what I'm saying. When the league's 22nd ranked rushing attack is stuffing the ball down your throat, passing on you at will, and you find yourself down by 32 points to a 1-5 team, its very easy to lose perspective. In those situations, its more important than ever to remember that we have a really good defense and we're good people.
  18. Why is everyone so sure that current ineptitude is an indicator of future Championships? Were that the case, over the last 20 years we probably would have hung more Championship banners from the rafters than the Colts hung "AFC South Participation Banner 201[X]" banners.
  19. Oh yeah. Some time during yesterday's beat down I forgot about how good our defense is. That's a lesson for all of us. No matter how many points we give up, remember that we have an amazing defense. We're like the 2013 Astros!!!!
  20. Clay has only had about double the production that Gresham has had over the last 4 years. Clay: 47 games, 170 Rec, 1,757 yards, 9 TDs https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/C/ClayCh00.htm Gresham: 50 games, 91 Rec, 982 yards, 5TDs https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/G/GresJe00.htm I'm laughing more than a little.
  21. Was there anything that could have been done that would have changed the outcome of the season at all?? Seems like a ***** 2018 was absolutely inevitable after the AFL-NFL merger.
  22. How much to do you make? Do you know Skooby?
  23. There will likely be sanctions. I'm guessing we wind up paying a fine, vacating the playoff appearance last year, and accept year 18 of the drought. I just hope we don't get the death penalty.
  24. Well it took 4 long hard years but the question has finally been answered. El Pegual can now legally own BOTH the Bills AND the SABRES. I'm just amazed El Pegual was able to slip one by the owners for song while they addressed this unjust bylaw.
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