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Terrible play by Grimes. Someone tweet his wife and give fake Chris Conte a break.

Taking a sack and moving out of FG range is the type of magic I remember.

That was an obvious call. Dude went helmet to helmet on Harvard educated, wedding ring wearing, Fitzeveryman.

2 biggest highlights of his career.

How?!?!?!

That's 2 Harvards for those of you keeping stats at home.

Roethlisberger just went full Peterman on that duck. I don't think hes capable of a lazier throw than that. Looked like he threw a beach ball.

James Connor truly is an inspiration. To face such adversity overcoming being from Erie, PA and make it to the NFL shows us that anything is possible. Pretty sure the second most successful guy from Erie managed a Blockbuster.

Bucs starting with solid field position. Is there a Fitz-beard promotion or are there a lot of Greek women in the stands tonight?

He almost makes Witten seem interesting.

Over/Under: Fitz TDs +/- 3.5 Fitz INTs +/- 1.5 Fitz Passing Yards +/- 300 Times we hear about Fitz's Harvard Education +/- 2.5 Antonio Brown Sideline Tantrums +/- 1.5 Times we hear about Fitz playing with his wedding ring on +/- 0.5 Jameis Misdemeanors +/- 0.5 Fitz Game Starts for the Rest of the Season +/- 4.5 Halftime Retirments +/- 0.5

Advanced Stat Alert: Fitz maintains a 1.32 TD:INT ratio for his career. Through 2 games this season Fitz has thrown a staggering 8 TDs and only 1 interception. The numbers suggest Fitz is due for a 1 TD, 6 interception night #RegressionToTheMean

Good evening and welcome to the official MNF thread for tough guys, football geniuses, body guards, advanced stats, ultimate fighters, analytics guys, people serving life in prison for violent crime, mall ninjas, women who go "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" in bars, guys who fake tan, guys who won't eat hot dogs or other tube meat products, and the rest of you! Tonights matchup sees Fitzmagik take on the Stillers of Picksburgh. Can Fitztragic keep up his red hot streak and keep Jameis in the backseat of this speeding Uber or will Non-Committal B(ell), Non-Consensual B(en), and F@#$ingTrade Me B(rown) (formerly the Killer Bs) prove too much for the upstart Bucs?

At the very least you need to consider all the players that were traded in order to get the draft capital which was all used to select Allen.

We were playing the 3-8 Colts led by Jacoby Brisset.

Which arguably the best kind of idiot to be (seriously, have you met their idiots?? Woof ). Either way, its in the top 2!

Yes, Allen got hit before he could hand the ball off behind this stalwart line. How does that even happen? They suck in pass pro, they don't run block, and they take a ton of penalties. Of teams who have played only 2 games, we are 7th in False Starts and 1st in offensive holding (that includes teams who have played 3 games). But other than that, this is a crack unit.

I read the sources you cited earlier in the week. I saw nothing about his average time per dropback. They said Groy is garbage, Miller played decently, and PFF (laugh) thinks Ducasse is All Pro. If you got the average time per dropback, like you claimed, back it up.

Did you get out the stopwatch or do you have a source? What was Allen's time per dropback before pressure?

Well that's a relief. Here I am worried because Allen is getting hit before he can complete his drop but it turns out our OL is actually good.

No. Kelsay was a decent player until they moved him to OLB. Denney was never anything.

I believe we beat them in week 17 one year when the Pats sat Brady at the half. Marrone's 9-7 year in 2014.

No team in the modern era has ever been forced to vacate current OTAs or preseason victories. The last time was 1982 when the NFL handed Cleveland the death penalty. The program never recovered.

Even during those lean years we didn't see many lines as lopsided as this one. I believe I read the last time we were 17 point dogs was 2007 against New England. Simply put, spreads like these are not very common in the NFL. This team is pretty special.

Due to the rules violation the Ravens will be forced to vacate 2016 OTAs and may lose preseason wins if further wrongdoing is discovered. Its the most severe punishment the NFL has ever handed down.