Jauronimo

Cooks < Lee Evans < Sammy < preening Pintail Drake and a Canada goose by the late master carver Elmer Crowell

Does that face really look like the type of person who would rob a purse or hit a Canadian? I don't think so.

Is your source willing to Deepthroat a NY Pre-Op Ed, so to speak?

That might be the first time I've heard his name in a broadcast without being immediately followed by penalty yardage.

Did Lee Smith and Marrone get a divorce?!?!?

Well we aren't allowed to "emotionally romanticize" former Bills anymore on pain of death as decreed by BuffaloRush.

Is that like when you think you're exclusive but somehow EVERYONE working the nightshift at Arby's gets chlamydia? F@#$% you, Karen, you cheating b@#%@$^!!!

I don't recall that. I remember a lot of people didn't think he was worth what the Rams paid him. I was pretty surprised at the size of the contract he got but hes earned it the past few years.

Not everyone can win the Trent Murphy and Nate Orchard sweepstakes. Sucks to suck, Oaktown!

I think its pretty appropriate for the NFL owner that drives a minivan, still owns a flip phone, and cuts his own hair.

Theres a conference at second base. Pretty unusual stuff.

Carr winds up from the mound and tries to catch the base runner napping. Pretty sure that was a balk. Looks like the Rams have moved the outfield in. Wade called in the shift.

If I'm an NFL head coach and I have Beast Mode in the backfield, I hurry up to the goal line, take a 3 step drop and throw to the rub route in heavy traffic, sneaky Pete Carroll style. Everyone will be expecting us to try and pound it in.

I'm surprised anyone would even dare run on such a swaggy defense.

This is the official MNF thread for football geniuses, tough guys, and advanced stats. Lets get weird. Who will be tonight's Gruden Grinding Ground Gruden?? We are 3 minutes into this game and I'm already suffering "Here's a guy..." withdrawal now that Chucky is on the sideline and not in the booth.

The Bills still aren't paying a QB a big contract due to the rookie wage scale, there is less depth than before, and we don't have starting caliber players. This notion that Beane inherited cap hell and had NO other choice but to blow the whole thing up simply is not true. You do realize that we will need to field a roster at some point and Beane will have to pay some star players, right? Hopefully they'll be star talent and not just some guys named Star.

At the very least they should shout "Blitz" a few seconds before they rush so McD and Castillo can diagnose what went wrong during film study.

And spent it on Coleman, Vontae and a few guys selling Hyundais.

Its a controversial opening in tournament Chess where you replace all your rooks, bishops, and knights with pawns and save your queen for the next match.

Tyrod restructured a short term deal paying him average starter money and Watkins was on his rookie deal. Flat out wrong. Watching this offensive line, its hard to say a real NFL tackle was "expendable". Why is Clay still here if Beanius is crushing it?

Look at what Sashi Brown did a few years ago. The Browns had 14 picks in the draft. 1-31.

And now we have smaller contracts for less talented yet still underperforming players. Mostly short term deals. So next year we can plug 20 open roster spots in free agency AND improve at skill positions. And all without over paying!! Just need to get out from under Shady, Hughes, and Clay's contracts and we'll be ready to compete for a Big 12 title in 2019.

Getting terrible and accumulating picks is the easy part. Almost all of those draft resources netted from the trade activity you described was invested in 2 players in April. We have 6 draft picks next year. But at least we have $91MM to fill all the holes they created with next year's Bodines, Phil Gaines, Murphy, Star and Kerley.

McBeane is sending a message. This is a wake up call to the team. Reminds me of when we cut Tashard Choice after the defense collapsed against New Orleans.

Forget Kelly-Marino, this Darnold - Peterman rivalry is going to be a classic!! Fasten your seatbelts.