Jauronimo

"Let it go!" says guy on internet who has no intention of letting it go. Does your boss know when the guy who sits next to you is interviewing?

Dalton had all day back there. Receivers were running open. Mixon was even running decently. Pretty sure we suck.

This thread is for tough guys, ultimate fighters, people serving life in prison, and stone cold murderers. Take all your fuzzy little feelings and your insecurities, stuff them in your purse, and bring them to another thread.

Are you single or at least a redhead? @joesixpack is looking.

What have we learned? This Ravens offense which moved the ball at will against the Bills looks kinda like, well, the Bills facing Cincin in preseason. This Ravens defense which looked like the Steel curtain last week looks kinda like, well, the Bills D against the Ravens last week. I'm not nearly as excited about Dalton throwing TD passes as I was in December of last year for some reason. Donations from WNY to the Dalton Foundation are approximately $0.17 through 1 and a half quarters to play. Joe Flacco looks like he sneezed out his mustache.

Or that we will lose by 100 points if we play the Bengals.

I'll admit that Kaepernick commercial is pretty fetch. I like the way Nike coopted his message to sell crap made by brown children in sweatshops.

Good evening and welcome to the official TNF thread for tough guy, football geniuses, advanced stats, bodyguards, math wizards, ultimate fighters, dumb guys, mall ninjas, girls who go "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!" at bars, and the rest of you. Tonight's matchup sees AFC North Rivals Bungles and Ravens face off for the first time since week 17 last year when Cincinnati won in dramatic fashion ending the Ravens season and propelling a reluctant Bills team to the playoffs for the first time in 17 years. Both teams are sitting pretty at 1-0. The Ravens are flying high fresh off what many Bills fans have called "a shocking upset" as the heavily favored Ravens squeaked by the Buffalo Bills 47-3. Meanwhile, the Bengals walked like an Egyptian to victory over the Colts and Andrew Luck. T-minus 13 minutes to kickoff. The division lead hangs in the balance thanks in part to the red hot Cleveland Browns who stunned the nation with their best start to a season in over a decade, 0-0-1. Yinzers everywhere should be embarrassed.

Have you tried telling them how you feel about the Process?

Looks like Zay was telling KB how to run routes and catch the ball too.

Zay is doing the lord's work. Someone needs to defend him against known apostates like Jerry 'Sunshine' Sullivan, John 'Rockin' the Suburbs' "Warrow", and #RoadSodas. May as well be the Father or the holy goats.

Not my OC!!!!

14/33 156 yards, 1 TD, 2 INTs, 6 sacks

I know hes persona non-grata around these parts, but they say Whaley had something similar. He remembered every minute of film he ever sent. A true pornographic memory.

FALSE!!! 2 teams tied.

Cooks caught 5 passes for 87 yards! Decoys are supposed to be seen but not heard.

I prefer McVay over McShay. Not to be confused with Lockport native and die hard Bills fan Tim McVeigh.

Gilchrist is out cold. Never like to see that.

Between Carr and Stafford, Peterman's INTs aren't the most pathetic of week 1. That's a plus. Carr is just lobbing them into space.

It took them 3 quarters to get anything resembling a rhythm going. They did sign Cooks to replace Watkins and hes proving to be not much of a decoy.

We all hope so. He has a long way to go.

Did you know Trust the Process is an anagram for Shutter Corpses???? I just listened to McD's presser played in reverse and I think I heard the voice of Tom Donahoe telling me to drink babies blood. Spooky.

Bold Prediction: Tomorrow someone will start a thread about Darnold's first NFL pass being a pick 6 and 500 spectacular words later conclude we shouldn't give up on Peterman just yet.

I seem to recall him being offside or taking a false start which negated a huge Special Teams play? An onside kick recovery? Anyone?

Half Time Thoughts: As much as I hated Gruden's MNF commentary, this crew is downright boring. Oakland looks much better than I expected and this Rams Dream Team so far is not very impressive. The Rams are living and dying by the long ball while Oakland is getting guys on base and manufacturing runs. Classic NL v AL showdown. The "Black Hole" is as sexist as it is racist. Lee Smith is the front runner for Gruden's Grinder.