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Getting terrible and accumulating picks is the easy part. Almost all of those draft resources netted from the trade activity you described was invested in 2 players in April. We have 6 draft picks next year. But at least we have $91MM to fill all the holes they created with next year's Bodines, Phil Gaines, Murphy, Star and Kerley.

McBeane is sending a message. This is a wake up call to the team. Reminds me of when we cut Tashard Choice after the defense collapsed against New Orleans.

Forget Kelly-Marino, this Darnold - Peterman rivalry is going to be a classic!! Fasten your seatbelts.

McD undermined the team and is essentially forfeiting games just in case Allen stinks up the place? Did he also blow up the OL and WRs to make sure Peterman would fail?

Play the guy with a pulse.

I think yesterday's performance is very much repeatable. This Oline looked exactly like they did in preseason action against starters. The offense was just as terrible against a starting defense and our defense had no answers. Much like, wait for it.....preseason when playing against first stringers. Everyone was happy to see the big contracts go and "Process" guys coming in. We filled holes with guys who just aren't as good as the players they replaced.

And I had just tried to post my inspired defense of Jeff Tuelegittosit

Strong parallels to the 2007 Bills and 2013 Browns.

I thought we settled on Straight Nate?

How does it stack up to the "emotional romanticizing" of current players, coaches, and front office personnel? Is it any less ridiculous? Here are legit takes from the past 2 weeks: -Peterman could be our Brady -Peterman = Brees -McDermott and Beane are building the 89' Cowboys Oh, and does this concept apply to romanticizing former members of the Buffalo News?

For Jesus!

How much would you like to wager?

Those guys will be "Process" guys though, fwiw. Can anyone articulate the Process I've been hearing so much about?

At least it can't get any worse than Tyrod and last year, amirite?

Isn't that kinda how we got here in the first place?

Who needs talent when you have McDermott, leader of men? This "machine" is so well oiled it might just contend with the Exxon Valdez or Deepwater Horizon.

Yes, we should have waited a few minutes longer so I could hit my over 2.5 INTs, less than 150 yards passing, over 4.5 sack parlay.

We should see far fewer threads started about making the playoffs and getting no respek from the national media.

Silver lining: At least our 31st ranked passing attack and QB situation couldn't get any worse, amirite!

I think the BIGGEST problem with this team is the lack of respect we get from the national media.

I keep telling my mother to stop masturbating so much before she goes blind but she doesn't listen. Deafness due to masturbating too much.

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What are their different skill sets? They have different strengths and weaknesses. Maybe you bring Allen in for a Hail Mary if you haven't cross mid field. What else do you run with Allen but not Peterman without tipping your cards? The difference is JAckson can pass (arguably) and hes definitely a run threat. You can run option plays, designed QB runs, or let him execute the standard offense. Allen has decent mobility but no defense is scheming against his run game like Tyrod, Vick, Jackson.

What plays are packages do you run with Allen that you don't with Peterman? Go deep and chuck it 70 yards? That might get a tad predictable.

I think you can get solid results but brining isn't all that its cracked up to be and there are a lot of myths. Liquid penetrating into meat and flavoring the tissue being the most common. There is no doubt you can add moisture which is great for long roasts but you're also soaking the skin. https://www.seriouseats.com/2012/11/the-food-lab-the-truth-about-brining-turkey-thanksgiving.html As far as fried chicken, I think theres something to be said about buttermilk marinade which helps tenderize. https://www.seriouseats.com/2015/07/the-food-lab-best-southern-fried-chicken.html Your sous-phobia sickens me.