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I could tell you the punch lines 3 minutes before they were delivered. Goldmember had none of the charm or wit of the previous two movies.

Maybe if you're talking about your taint? I don't think I have enough information to make that assessment. Its a matter of personal preference I suppose.

Does it tickle?

Austin Powers 3 was horrific.

Best: Dark Knight Worst: Slapshot 2, Caddyshack 2

Can transform fiat currency into a digital bubble with the wave of a finger.

Whoa, I thought you were gugny. You should really consider changing your avatar to avoid confusion. Perhaps something more LGBTQPPAF friendly??

^^Can tell the difference between yogurt, mayonnaise, and cool whip in a blind "taste" test using only his bare feet.

Yes, Buffalo is a whopping .875 in the Pants Shitting Rating during the last 90 seconds in the period. Also, a .924 in the first 90 seconds of a period. But most remarkably Buffalo is a .989 in the Pants Shitting Rating in the 180 seconds after allowing a goal or scoring a goal.

^^Can whistle in up to 5' of standing water.

Everything was grand before the profit motive was invented in 2003. Before that everyone did everything for the love of the game. Athletes played ball for glory and championships, and blue collar All American Joes manufactured auto parts out of sheer pride for the USA. Its a great story. If only it were true. Even if it were true, those "guys willing to work their butts off to be the best show up & do what it took to let their legacy be written on the field & eventually in the holy grail of football the HOF" just sued the NFL for building an empire on their broken bones and concussions. The AB's of the league may not be the brightest but they saw what happened to most of the greats and know the NFL is still a business. NFL contracts are NOT guaranteed.

No one pays $250k to have their kid fail out of school. Grade inflation is real.

Dr. @matter2003 Medicine Woman

Law & Order - Shady Victims Unit. Starring Fergy, WEO, and the rest of the gang

AppleBees, Take Outs, and Chain Restaurants with Ryan L Billz

Homework Hotline with NJSue Reattata Throwdown with BFinIndiana

Basically Gugny replacing Donald as host of The Apprentice. The crippled woman could be his Omarosa. Inside the Actor's Studio with Selmon Smiff

The Bachelorette: TBD Edition featuring Poojer, Joe in Winslow, Just Jack, jboyst, turbos, KW95, and CBiscuit

Into the Cosmos, presented by Professor dog14787 Deadliest Catch: Lake Michigan feeder Stromboli Wars

He quit drinking! Now he only drinks beer.

Correct. At above 160 ish degrees the meat will no longer take on smoke. @boater would be better off starting ribs on the smoker and finishing in the oven, leaving the pressure cooker out of the equation entirely.

Kosher salt in the rub and its hard to overdo. Get that iodized crap out of your house you silly goy!

Is this what they're teaching in common core? This is the most offensive idea in this thread. Shame on you!

You are a terrible person! All pain is worth offing yourself over and no one should ever get elective surgery. Even though there was zero indication from the article shared that this woman's complications from surgery made her life a living hell we can assume as much because she killed herself and most people kill themselves for highly rational reasons.