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  1. Jauronimo
    Say what you'd like but I wish we were not playing Tyrod twice this year. He's not a great QB but he can win games. I'd much rather face Tannehill.
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    Any chance he brings Andre Johnson with him?
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    That is some wild ***** you believe in. Do the Bills win the Super Bowl before Nibiru opens a magnetic can of whoop ass on Earth?
  4. Jauronimo
    I have never once even contemplated using my own poop for revenge purposes.
  5. Jauronimo
    Good thing he left before you came back from the bathroom with a dirty bomb.
  6. Jauronimo
    The guy we signed is the one that will get hurt. Now we need to sign another CB to step in and play in the event of injury. Its a vicious cycle.
  7. Jauronimo
    In New jersey (and Oregon) customers are not permitted to pump their own gas. Pumping your own gas is for the poors anyway. I work in high finance. Pumping gas is about as dignified as playing in mud or wiping my own ass.
  8. Jauronimo
    #RoadSodasNeckBeardsAndThings
  9. Jauronimo
    I'll administer this challenge. I'll need your bank information, logins, and SSN and his. Winner gets recognized as having more money and loser gets death by method subject to TBD poll.
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    Here ya go
  11. Jauronimo
    That was Marcel Dareus Power. The same guy here who taught us all about surplus profit and how any system whereby someone could own a multinational corporation built off borrowing his hammer was inherently unfair.
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    The science test stuff was in the shoutbox. He was very stressed out about his science test as he had just taken a tough math test. Gugny and I began reminiscing about how we ALWAYS failed science tests following hard math tests and contemplated how our lives might have turned out differently had we not. Haven't seen Selmon since.
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    No, u
  14. Jauronimo
    I think this is converting Logan Thomas to EDGE/OLB and installing packages for Allen as situational pass rusher.
  15. Jauronimo
    I could tell you the punch lines 3 minutes before they were delivered. Goldmember had none of the charm or wit of the previous two movies.
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    Maybe if you're talking about your taint? I don't think I have enough information to make that assessment. Its a matter of personal preference I suppose.
  17. Jauronimo
    Does it tickle?
  18. Jauronimo
    Austin Powers 3 was horrific.
  19. Jauronimo
    Best: Dark Knight Worst: Slapshot 2, Caddyshack 2
  20. Jauronimo
    Can transform fiat currency into a digital bubble with the wave of a finger.
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    Whoa, I thought you were gugny. You should really consider changing your avatar to avoid confusion. Perhaps something more LGBTQPPAF friendly??
  22. Jauronimo
    ^^Can tell the difference between yogurt, mayonnaise, and cool whip in a blind "taste" test using only his bare feet.
  23. Jauronimo
    Yes, Buffalo is a whopping .875 in the Pants Shitting Rating during the last 90 seconds in the period. Also, a .924 in the first 90 seconds of a period. But most remarkably Buffalo is a .989 in the Pants Shitting Rating in the 180 seconds after allowing a goal or scoring a goal.
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    ^^Can whistle in up to 5' of standing water.
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