Jauronimo

F@#^% that. Hit the next one out of the park. You need to show your ex that she f@!#$ed up and you were always ready to commit. You need to show her that you've always been willing to sell that Call option on half your stuff; you've just been waiting to write it to the right girl. I would probably invest in some elastic waistband pants, some blackout curtains, and a 6 pack of Icehouse pounders. Single life is f@$#ing awesome!!

What? Explain.

I'm still surprised at the behavior of Raptors fans. I have been to several major sporting events in Toronto over the years and I remember a mostly quiet and indifferent crowd. I don't remember any such behavior when Fitzpatrick got his chest caved in by London Fletcher. No one in Rogers Centre seemed happy when Stevie's hands broke and he put it on the ground against ATL. In fact, throughout the entire Toronto series I don't recall any cheering at all.

I'm proud of us Bills fans that we are able to recognize what we have and be grateful no matter what. Lets all give ourselves a round of applause. I'm also very proud of myself and this thread that I enhanced with my posts. Lets all give me a big round of applause!! And lets all give three cheers for lithium!!!! Hip, hip...Hooray!!!

At least we've got smiley guys....

I was just about to start a new thread "WRs are extremely important to league's worst passing offense, says jilted white rapper." but this one gets the job done I guess,

Buffalo fans would never do anything classless, thats for sure.

If Reggie was so much better than Bruce then why is he dead, smart guy?!?!?

Seems like you're easily offended by drug use.

Everyone here makes me sad. I'm taking my $5k and going shopping for a watch. Rolex, mo' sex.

The spirit of NJ Sue lives on!! Do your own homework.

I've never heard anyone outside of Bills fans (or former players) acknowledge that Bruce played in a far less advantageous scheme for generating sacks.

There are no elections since 2017 when no one ran for the position. We tried to leave you on the steps of the fire department but you found your way back. Since then "Boss of You" has been assigned to the TBD member with the lowest blood alcohol content and cleanest urine.

Before you can master Badol style you must learn the 11 deadly pauses of Shatner Kwan Do.

We could really use an open letter or a "so f@#$ing done with this team!" thread. Nothing brings everyone together quite like a public meltdown and the ensuing feeding frenzy.

Boudin is pretty damn good. It packs enough flavor that you don't need to serve it with anything else. I like the fermented Esan style thai pork and rice sausages quite a bit. Texas style smoked BBQ sausage is another of my faves.

Saw the thread title and thought Selmon was back.

Why do most of you mouth breathing morons think all your wildly inconsiderate, dangerous, me first actions are clever? Everyone is out to game the system in some way. Whether its leaving your shopping cart to free float around the parking lot, parking in spots that aren't spots to avoid walking 20 feet, taking a full cart through the express lane for shorter lines, etc. it seems like most of the general public has found some type of "life hack" where they save precious seconds at the expense of decent society. Its not only the pinnacle of asshattery but its extremely short sighted due to basic game theory. The more you inspire other dumb ***** to pursue similar actions the less the advantage for bad behavior. The end game is a scenario like Idiocracy with a bunch of morons in a pile desperately trying f@#$ one another first. When no one plays fair everyone is worse off.

I don't eat at Golden Corral for the same reason that I don't eat Tide Pods or drink Mountain Dew, which is specifically because I'm not poor, dumb, human trash. But I'll add this as reason #1,638 of why I don't eat at GC.

Yes, thats the 3rd date plan. Come over and I'll cook. Once I've lured them into my gingerbread house its game over. Except for the enduring shame and guilt. Thats gonna linger.

I do not have many dishes which fit the OPs complete requirements. I make chili without a shred of a recipe but no one really eats that but me so few compliments. General meat cookery I do not need a recipe. I have a few go to deal closers that are tried and true. Braised short ribs and risotto is the perfect deal closer. Can make the braise the night before meaning less work when you should be entertaining a guest, a pressure cooker shortens the risotto process but she can still stir it at the end and "help", then reduce the braising liquid into a nice sauce. Pairs nicely with too much wine, always a show stopper, hard to f@#$ up.

Fwiw, I am the exact same person whether its online or in the flesh or in the sheets.

Leodis McKelvin winning the Scripp's Spelling Bee would definitely get us the recognition we deserve!! We almost had the respect of the league until Kevin Everrett turned to life of crime after regaining the ability to walk.

Thats a bit spicy for my taste but I'll try anything six times

Picnic reattata?