Jauronimo

Sounds like we better bring back ol' #43 to man the MIKE. But New England only has the best defense in the league and the best defensive game planner of all time. We have Matt F@#$ing Milano!!

Its a miracle he hasn't pulled a hammy yet.

Didn't the Ravens just curb stomp the best defense in the league?

Why is this a story? Nothing happened.

Grandma you'd like to....love?

Josh Allen is going to have to hurdle the entire Ravens starting 22 if we are going to have a chance to cover the spread against Baltimore. Possibly the whole 53. Ravens look unstoppable. Hell, Josh might have to jump over the Grand Canyon on a moped to win that game.

While keeping in mind that oil expands considerably after heating so you will need to reduce the amount of oil relative to water in your experiment.

When the hot oil is overflowing the pot it is best to go slow. Safety first! I am still amazed that they didn't start a parking lot wide grease fire which consumed 50 cars.

I saw some guys deep fry a turkey in lot 4 a couple of years ago. Their steps. 1. Fill a pot with oil to the brim 2. Turn heat on as high as it goes 3. Slowly lower turkey into pot. Note: Excess oil will overflow, drip down into the flame, and run all over the parking lot. This is perfectly normal. Do NOT be alarmed. 4. Cheer wildly I didn't see the rest as I got the hell out of there, but I didn't see any burned out cars when I got back so I assume it worked out.

Garret? Rudolph? Both?

Riley Cooper syndrome?

Rivers is washed. Time for him to hang em up and start his reality show with Antonio Cromartie: "Phil and Cro Plus Twenty Seven".

The fact that he cant take advantage of Sammy and Shady means hes basically Tyrod without Hill.

I thought this was pretty compelling. https://www.si.com/nfl/2019/02/04/super-bowl-53-new-england-patriots-sixth-win-brady-belichick

To be fair, I would strongly caution you from visiting me as well but that has nothing to do with the safety of this city. Been to Mexico City twice in the lat 3 years. Walked everywhere by myself all hours of the night and day. No issues.

No, never on game day.

This is likely an oversimplification, but I thought the game plan for Fitz was established 5-6 years ago: sit on everything short, stack the box, give him man coverage on the outside and dare him to beat you over the top. That's what I recall from his time in Buffalo. Once opponents keyed in on FJ and sat on the quick stuff our offense stalled. He doesn't have the arm talent to make you pay on the deep ball. He throws them 5 feet out of bounds or underthrows resulting in INTs.

Yeah, that dude is smoking something. I still think the biggest mistake the franchise has ever made is passing on Roberto Aguayo. Set the team back 20 years.

Que?

Yes. I think I speak for most of the board when I say that I live in a state of crippling regret and terminal FOMO.

I would prefer if you just went and fornicated yourself with a pointy stick and stopped polluting our board with your hot takes and teenage angst.

Its "we" now??? Cute.

Wait until the game is over.

I'm digging the new avatar. What was the bet and who was it with?

Care to back that up with facts and examples rather than pulling more crap out of your ass?