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I would give up lentils during the next 10 years of Lent. What would Sage do?

Its an awesome schedule. And then I remember the years we have controlled our own playoff destiny only to lay an egg against 3-5 win Cleveland and Oakland teams. I will NEVER underestimate the Bills potential for a gut wrenching choke job. The kind that make you go numb for days.

This could be a major offseason for QB turnover. Retirement is not out of the question for: Brees, Roethlisberger, Eli, Brady. To a lesser extent Rivers, Cam, Rodgers. To an irrelevant extent Flacco, Alex Smiff. Meanwhile, seats are getting hot for: Cam, Mariota, Jameis, Dalton, Flacco, Stafford (?) Teams definitely not in the QB Market: AFC - BUF, NYJ, BAL, CLE, KC, OAK, HOU. NFC - NYG (for now), DAL, PHI, WSH, CHI, MIN, ATL (?), SEA, LAR, SF, ARZ.

Wasn't that because he was launching an online store where you can buy unaffiliated Tre White merch? It was the exact same web portal as the Nathan Peterman store where I picked up this beauty. https://nathan-peterman.myshopify.com/ https://tredaviouswhiteshop.com/

Smart money says don't play your starters until you've AT LEAST locked up a wild card spot. You're way off, old man!

This season is different. The Pats have been notorious slow starters the past 5 years. Now they look like world beaters right out of the gate. They're playing playoff football in September when they're usually pulling wins out of their ass and losing to Miami. I don't know what this means for the rest of the season. Could be bad, could be good, but I advise you all to begin drinking heavily.

It gets pretty easy after a while. Not that a putz like you would understand.

Does he leave a note?

Pretty sure hes been studying his Progressive Insurance tape.

Maybe the Senior Horror Show, The Orderlies, or the Lemon Party because they turn on the old man Gore.

"The thing is, as head coach, I can pretty much bench whoever I want! Its pretty cool I guess. No more questions tonight, guys! Hey, Manish, no more crappy articles this week about how I'm a dick or whatever AND THAT'S AN ORDER!! Total head coach move there. Later losers!!"

Gase doubling down on last week's presser. The guy plays the locker room like a violin. Hes plucking all the right strings at all the right times. The man is a genius and KNOWS how to inspire his troops. Its a pleasure to watch him work. The Jets are going 14-2.

With all the injuries at QB in weeks 1 and 2 is it time to re-consider playing your starting QB in meaningless early season games? Also, I think all inter-team relationships should be banned to contain the spread of germs and viruses.

Bridgewater's game is nothing like Tyrod. Bridgewater is a poor man's Flacco.

TJ Yeldon's undershirt

Offensive coordinator Warren Moon is calling a hell of a game here.

I think they should keep giving him free runs at the QB. I want to see the emergency QB come in and REALLY showcase Gase's offensive genius. Hey, only 48 other guys in the league can hit that slant pass.

So you're the intellectual equivalent of a tepid glass of water?

Can't wait to read about how the Browns look like world beaters tomorrow after they connect for one big play against a bad Jets team starting their 3rd string QB who was signed off the street 5 days ago. The Browns are a media creation.

Well at least it was racial rather than personal. Buffalo fans can dig that. Kinda like Vick and Kaepernick.

Too bad hes on record as calling our QB trash.

The Coughlin era in Jax has been exceptional. Retained Marrone, extended Bortles, and have slowly dismantled the defense that carried them to the AFC Championship game. Good work guys.

You're truly a man of taste and culture when you aren't deucing in your own hand and weaponizing your poop for revenge purposes.

I loved Rome in the 90s. It felt like an underground college radio show even though it was nationally syndicated in the like of Crapchester and Cincinnati. The callers were nearly as big as the host back in those days. Before the internet Rome was really your only avenue for hot takes. Perhaps because I was an angsty teenager back then but 90s Rome was great listening.

Howard Stern seems to be the only radio personality TBD actually likes which I think says more about TBD.