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Jauronimo

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  1. A spatchcocked, roast chicken is so easy to pull off and in my experience people are mesmerized to eat poultry that isn't dryer than sawdust. I cut the backbone out, lay it flat, and roast at 500 until breast meat is 155-160 and legs reading around 165-170.
  2. You hear about it because of their capacity to inflict injury. When a pit snaps it will mess you up. When a chihuahua bites someone, like they do every day (vicious c@$ts), its not a newsworthy event. Pit attacks are also part of a larger narrative that the public thirsts for. If it happens somewhere in the US, it will be a national story. In the 80s it was German Shepherds, then Dobermans, then Rotweilers, and now its pit bulls. Had a pit bit someone in 1982 no one cares, since the breed was less known. Had a shepherd bit someone, its on 60 minutes. It certainly does not help the breeds reputation that they're preferred by scumbags of all walks for dog fighting, guarding drugs, and dudes who think having a tough dog is cool.
  3. It truly pains me to see you guys bicker like this. I think everyone knows me as a bashful guy, rather timid when it comes to confrontation, affable, you might even say easy or loose. A guy who tries to see the good in everyone and but I have to say I'm downright disappointed in the behavior I am witnessing in this thread. To me you guys are like the zany uncles I had growing up who are no longer with us since they legally aren't allowed within 500 feet. And you newbies are like the kids that I likely intend to support should paternity ever be proven one rainy day. It just breaks my heart when you fight.
  4. Yeah, shes hung like a pony. A- for effort but I think this joke needs more work, Musberger.
  5. What about finding the REAL killers? You know, finally exonerating OJ?? That would be pretty cool. Put Buffalo on the map.
  6. "You're a good kid. [muttering] Would it be weird if I called you Chad? ....no reason"
  7. Thats all I care about at this point. No more championships for Boston. Ever.
  8. "I used to love your social media. Why don't you tweet anymore, Josh?"
  9. Therapy is for soy boys. Real ultimate warriors like me and Gugny, and Paulus are out there dealing with our emotions the only way we know how. Cutting the heads off dead guys.
  10. Great game by ROR tonight. I don't want to rehash that whole debate but at least we have Sobotka.
  11. The correct term is sex worker. They're called hookers after you've "finished" and they're dead.
  12. I don't see how you can have a good "outer crust" without a good "inner crust". Its the same dough. If you make it right and cook it right, you'll get great results. What I look for is the size of the crumb in the "outer crust" and crispiness/char on the bottom of the pie. Can the crust support the weight of the slice with a slight bend? A well made cold fermented pizza dough will produce a crust that even a basic mouth-breathing, picky eating, TBD man-child will happily eat and enjoy.
  13. Were it my trip, first stop would be the major Hawker Centers for dirt cheap but amazing eats and going to the best spots for chili crab. Its a truly a food destination. Where else can you eat at a Michelin starred joint for under $5? https://www.thebestsingapore.com/eat-and-drink/the-best-5-hawker-centres-in-singapore/ https://www.thebestsingapore.com/eat-and-drink/best-chilli-crab-in-singapore/
  14. Peterman was historically bad. Some people here fail to grasp that they witnessed QB play which was historically poor. Its truly special that someone who played so poorly managed to do it as long as he did. If they had not dug up Derek Anderson's corpse and located missing person Matt Barkley, then the Peterman would have shattered all known turnover records. We witnessed history.
  15. My dad had a bad case of pneumonia and 6 of my biggest aunts barely stopped me from cutting his head off. Laugh all you want, but grieving takes some weird forms. You, @Gugny, and the rest of you conscientious objectors, looking at you @Mr. WEO wouldn't know s@#$ about loss. Me and @Paulus are cut out the same cloth. I have a pillow case full of cat and dog feet under my bed. I love hard and mourn harder.
  16. Did your counselor write you a prescription for all that soy you've been taking?? Counseling is poison for the warrior spirit.
  17. No lie, I love authentic Mexican cuisine. Some cochinita pibil or Oaxacan cabrito mole would be amazing right now. But sometimes I really want a doritos loco taco and a crunch wrap supreme. Does that make me a bad husband??? Certainly. Do I still want it??? I think I do.
  18. The guy clearly isn't serious about football. McDermott will lose the locker room if he and Beane don't do something about this cancer quickly. His body language has rubbed me the wrong way since day 1. If that motherf@#%er ever wears a visor on his helmet.....then I'm so f@#$ing done with this team!!!
  19. The question was and still now is who should assume a position whereby they may, and in fact should, take lead of the otherwise hereto unfettered offense heretofore referred to as the "Offense" except with regard to situations of personal and aggravated insult?
  20. Back in the day they didn't even try on the Wonderlic. Guys fired spitballs at each other and f@#$ed around the whole time. I believe it was around the time of Vince Young's draft and later Mo Claiborne when we really heard low Wonderlic's as a reason players draft stock decline. Player's cannot afford to leave dollars on the table any longer by not taking the Wonderlic at least semi-seriously.
  21. Gender re-assignment?
  22. I have been blown away by Chernobyl. All three episodes have been excellent. I had no idea that Ukranians and Belorussians spoke with British accents.
  23. What does the obituary say?
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