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My wife knows that I say White 20 when I’m feeling like a team player like Josh Allen, but I’ll audible to Green 18 if I’m feeling self important like Aaron Rodgers.

I hope they do. It is my genuine wish that both dysfunctional front offices continue to make as many terrible choices as humanly possible. Unfortunately, we can't count on them having a drought as painfully long as ours. We really showed the laws of probability what for with those 17 years.

I love Diggs because every other social media post he's tagged in is of him playing pre-game catch with fans. He doesn't have a PR team telling him to. He chooses to. It speaks volumes.

It's amusing to me when the guy who is already a fan of taxing you more for entitlements rolls out the "its going to cost you more in taxes" argument. The calling you a racist conspiracy theorist traitor at the end of every post is just the sprinkles on the sundae.

At the time I was a regular Dan Lebatard Show listener. To that point, I had never heard her react to anything quite like that and it was shocking. Every draft since, has been a mea culpa for her. Almost feel bad for her. Almost. But the absolute best is when she is forced to make Josh Allen comps for prospects.

I don’t trust anything on this board that wasn’t overheard at a high level meeting 😝

My first car had a Cheap Trick cassette stuck in the tape deck so I can relate

McDermott:

He needs to go Beastmode on that lame logo. You could do so much with a Kraken. They did the least possible. The least offensive. The most bland corporate yet vaguely city related. I wanted evil eyes and tentacles sprouting from a space needle or something. But no animal at all. Not even a fun mascot for the kiddos. Swing and a miss.

Dancing with the QB stars?

I think we only called to ask if he was the same guy. They checked the call log and saw that there was a call from One Bills Drive so the Bills “had interest.” But it was only 30 seconds long.

You only “need” a condiment if your wings are either too hot or too spicy. If you’re the cook, it shouldn’t be an issue. If not, you should hire a Ken Dorsey-like wing coordinator to facilitate a workable game plan. But it’s always been my personal belief that above a reasonable level of hot, you’re no longer concerned about taste, you’re really low key into…other things.

I would love to see the Hyde & Poyer tandem in house for the rest of their careers but Rachel Bush is expensive. Rosenhaus is basically working for her at this point. We'll see how much of a baller Beane really is by how he handles this and Edmunds. Just like with Diggs, the market changed unexpectedly and now suddenly Poyer is underpaid. But her since deleted Tweets, and subsequent Rosenhaus hiring are telling.

Wow. So much potential. Saw him play at the Redskins game in 2019. FL driving is high risk to say the least.

Oh boy. Jon Gruden is really going to get it now. They ignored so many women and read over 20k emails just to get him fired the first time.

The experiment is over. Can’t help feeling underwhelmed. Would really like to know what really happened.

The key words being “a lot.” But if we’re just talking about the GM, he mentioned holding specifically. He really didn’t have to. Could have just said “we don’t have the cap room.”

Fitz will accept the position of federal waterslide safety inspector.

This is difficult. We didn't like the "booming a 70 yard punt twice a year but can be the reason we don't make 3 FGs punter." We tried the "FGs are more important than punts but don't count on 40 yards punter." Maybe there's a middle ground.

His "the decision" planned announcement on his social media was reminiscent of JJ Watt and I was out once I heard. Now I'm just banking that Beane did his due diligence so I'm not proven wrong.

Had Omicron at the time and couldn't have felt any better.

It's so wildly popular, you can count the companies that have followed his business model on Anakin Skywalker's right hand. Just like with Elon Musk, a healthy dose of skepticism is required in modern times.

They did just back up the brinks truck for Armstead and got a Dallas cast off for their OL. It’s a different line at the very least which has only got to be an improvement for them. However we reshuffled our DL and added Miller so I still don’t like their odds.