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"No No No Yes!"

The Jets are always difficult, but Aaron Glenn absolutely needs a win. Going 0-2 at home to start the season is a bad look. All the stops will be pulled. McD better be expecting home cooking. I predict at least one of our scores called back for penalty and a couple of drive extending flags for them to squeak by. Jets 31 Bills 30

That is so awesome. Wish they did that at any of the games I've been to. Found myself a few times with a combination of game replays and other people's posted videos.

Eagles FO is praised for drafting spitting vehicular manslaughterers and claiming injured players off waivers. Beane needs to get his head in the game.

Every replay of the kick, Hamilton seems to get closer. Need a slo mo. Must have been a centimeter off.

He had the grapes to actually try and tackle Henry. He gets points for that alone.

All of Lamar’s NFL scouts who said he had poor situational awareness.

The Deshaun Watson curse strikes again

night night

You can give the Chiefs all the props you want, but it doesn’t happen if the chargers don’t charge.

Nothing suspicious about “hip soreness” that lasts 6 months. Which is why it’s always a hoot when people bristle at the very idea the team wouldn’t be completely forthcoming about injury reports/draft or free agent visits/trade targets/etc

Somebody called in March

As a Netflix subscriber from 2008 to the 3rd rate increase of the pandemic, I believe in voting with your wallet and conscience. The painful truth is if there was a cheap and easy option to enjoy the NFL legally, no one would bother expending any effort otherwise.

Can't locate my comment a while back about Parsons having his back looked at. Didn't think it was that bad to disrupt extension negotiations though. We need a banged up bills type to explain how bad that is.

Knox signed his contract at the absolute apex timing. His agent deserved his cut.

I heard that his defensive move in Madden is the "credit card swipe" and can only be used after they play is whistled dead

Feel awful for him. I assume that being drafted 95th overall weighs heavy on him. Add to that they drafted heavy this year, you'd think that he was driven to show his worth this season especially.

This thread is sounding awfully similar to the Mike Edwards thread about this time last year.

I need an episode of Hard Knocks where Poyer pitches to his wife the possibility coming back to Buffalo.

After the ugly and public Lamar Jackson contract negotiations in 2023, I believe nothing said by either side until a signing or trade is announced. Everyone forgot that Lamar demanded a trade, Ravens transition tagged him and opened to match other teams offers. He went social media hinting about having had to play injured and insinuating lowball contract offers, while the team changed it’s tone when talking about a franchise QB and dismissing rumored offers. It was looking ugly for while. Then poof all the bad feelings went away and Lamar didn’t really want to be traded after all. How silly of us to believe either side. James Cook’s hold-in was downright friendly by comparison. The worst he did was unfollow the team on instagram and posted a dollar amount.

Yeah Jerry, don’t trade him. He can want to be elsewhere all he wants but he’s not sitting out a season. Then he can be tagged twice. Show him who’s boss.

As always, if you’re going to call the team cursed, you must reveal what you’ve done to counter the curse: i.e. purifying bath, mantra/holy water, cleansing ritual, talisman/amulet, etc.