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The worst part of reliving the replay was knowing that within the past year there was a thread dedicated to the possibility of him joining our team.

This thread is Billsy.

All Damar had to do was be involved on the Russel Wilson pass interference wounded duck throw and the award was his.

Amazon Prime is jamming commercials into their already pay $139 a year for. Then allowing you the privilege of paying $3 to skip them. The cheapest Netflix plan without commercials is $15.49. That's after they threatened you for *gasp* sharing your account with your own flesh and blood. Disney has raised rates and will be cracking down on account sharing in 2024 because it worked so well for Netflix last year. Sunday ticket suckered plenty into their $72 a month Youtube tv package. The average cost of cable and internet per month is $150. Everyone is rolling over and either paying for cable they don't use or being gouged for streaming they already have to pay an ISP for. Seems like the Bud Light boycott energy would have been better spent on things like this during a recession with high inflation.

This game takes Dak out of the MVP race barring some amazing 2nd half performance.

Why wouldn’t you chip it with Allen giving the ball back so often? You’ll get it 3 more times this game

Damar gives up our timeout that we’ll need in two minutes

Yet another game where the opposition only wins if we play to their script and we do exactly what they need

The “quit yer whining and do it” crowd is what got self checkout in every store. Remember when the premise was to “keep prices low?” Turns out it was to keep employment low. Now you’re an untrained temporary employee with zero benefits nor discount at every store. And when there’s a problem, the one lone attendant glares at you like you should have paid more attention to the training videos during orientation.

Do we have gunners?

It’s Kelce’s brotherly tush push. His head has been over the ball multiple times and defenses have complained.

He’s a good player…once you trade for a 1st round pick defensive end. Got it.

We’re not getting any help. If CHI or TEN holds on it will be a minor miracle. I hope this will light a fire under the team if they’re scoreboard watching before the game. No help is coming so they have to control their own fate.

At least double box it. The lack of a 2 window feed is insulting. Especially if you've paid for both channels.

If he was a Dolphin, even with Brain Flores, he'd be the bane of our existence. That's the most infuriating part of the McDermott years: our division can only be so mismanaged before the law of averages makes them competent. We've wasted the Jets terrible drafting, Miami's front office tomfoolery, and Belichick's sunsetting.

The gift I'm bringing for the white elephant this year

Edmunds-esque

If McD kneels it out, I want him fired

During the TNF game I noticed Edmunds is still getting the same credit for being tall that he did in Buffalo. Because you can work on that. He also got kudos for coming back from an injury. Not returning before expected, just that he recovered. I have to admit, Chicago certainly got $72 million worth of tall man who can heal eventually.

I knew something was fishy. He was bare. I knew it. That nudist couldn’t even keep pants on.

A more glass jaw Dawson Knox? We would have a revolving door of TEs on IR

Never thought I’d ever be nostalgic about the drought

I knew there would be a day when there was a thread about magic. My questions is: since a high percentage of this board seem to legitimately believe in a mystical evil that pervades our team, why has no one ever tried to hire a priest or Gandalf impersonator to exorcise the demon? Perhaps a polyjuice potion made from Ryan Fitzpatrick’s chest hair, scrapings from his wedding ring, and Rex Ryan’s Dr. Scholl’s insert? Can Tyrod burn sage in Highmark?