Malazan

Every year the jets win some games at the end after being eliminated. It happened back to Gase and Darnold and it setup their annual offseason championship. If they do they run it back again for year 3 of Rodgers.. the results will be the same.

They won their superbowl a couple weeks ago

The QB status for the Browns is always the same.. Bad.

Do you think there's a lot of controlled crying going on?

The ones who advertise they are a fan of another team tend to go away fairly quickly. It's the ones who try to pretend to be Bills fans that are really annoying. Also the "jets fan" you are likely speaking of isn't a Jets fan.. it's a Bills fan pretending to be a Jets fan.

I mean I had forgotten sb nation exists

tbh, I thought the Pats franchise had folded and ceased to exist until I saw this post.

A non-onion article that reads like it is an onion article: https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6005172/2024/12/19/woody-johnson-jets-madden-sons/

How often has it been right?

They were always going to insert penix

I was going to say he might be a good coach for Bishop Sycamore, but then I realized that is what you said..

You should see his attempts at trolling on the Dolphins board.

When you dump your crazy ex.. you don't take her back for any reason.

I like that 1 game against the literal worst defense in football on a team that has already packed it's bags to go golfing has Jets fans believing that Rodgers can take them a Superbowl next season.

Wow, just saw that Montgomery is out for the season now too for the Lions. They are wrecked.

He's also a master agitator. The type you see in hockey, not football. He has defensive players absolutely fuming at him week after week.

You can only do so many steroids before it takes a toll.

I think it's important to say LOLphins

Ok, so the strategy to let Stafford have a lot of time against zone isn't quite working.

both

You are the best parody account I've ever seen

The Lions coaching staff is going to get absolutely raided this offseason.

Obviously a Unicorn with Josh Allen's face tramp stamp

I hope this helps you out: It was a chilly Friday night in December, the snow piling high outside. Josh’s cabin was warm and welcoming, a fire crackling in the stone hearth. Inside, the smell of freshly baked cookies filled the air, courtesy of Joe, who had a hidden talent for baking. “Alright, big guy,” Joe said, setting a tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream on the coffee table. “Game plan for tonight: ice cream, movies, and absolutely no football talk.” Josh grinned, sprawling out on the oversized couch. “You got it, coach. But I’m calling dibs on the last scoop.” Joe laughed. “You always call dibs, and yet I’m the one who ends up with the empty bowl.” As the night went on, they fell into their usual rhythm—teasing, laughing, and sharing stories. Josh grabbed the ice cream spoon, scooped a generous bite, and held it out to Joe. “Come on, Joe. Open wide. You deserve this one for putting up with me.” Joe rolled his eyes but leaned forward, accepting the spoonful. “You’re terrible, you know that?” Josh smirked. “And yet, here you are.”

nothing on twitter is valid.