Malazan

When you dump your crazy ex.. you don't take her back for any reason.

I like that 1 game against the literal worst defense in football on a team that has already packed it's bags to go golfing has Jets fans believing that Rodgers can take them a Superbowl next season.

Wow, just saw that Montgomery is out for the season now too for the Lions. They are wrecked.

He's also a master agitator. The type you see in hockey, not football. He has defensive players absolutely fuming at him week after week.

You can only do so many steroids before it takes a toll.

I think it's important to say LOLphins

Ok, so the strategy to let Stafford have a lot of time against zone isn't quite working.

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You are the best parody account I've ever seen

The Lions coaching staff is going to get absolutely raided this offseason.

Obviously a Unicorn with Josh Allen's face tramp stamp

I hope this helps you out: It was a chilly Friday night in December, the snow piling high outside. Josh’s cabin was warm and welcoming, a fire crackling in the stone hearth. Inside, the smell of freshly baked cookies filled the air, courtesy of Joe, who had a hidden talent for baking. “Alright, big guy,” Joe said, setting a tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream on the coffee table. “Game plan for tonight: ice cream, movies, and absolutely no football talk.” Josh grinned, sprawling out on the oversized couch. “You got it, coach. But I’m calling dibs on the last scoop.” Joe laughed. “You always call dibs, and yet I’m the one who ends up with the empty bowl.” As the night went on, they fell into their usual rhythm—teasing, laughing, and sharing stories. Josh grabbed the ice cream spoon, scooped a generous bite, and held it out to Joe. “Come on, Joe. Open wide. You deserve this one for putting up with me.” Joe rolled his eyes but leaned forward, accepting the spoonful. “You’re terrible, you know that?” Josh smirked. “And yet, here you are.”

nothing on twitter is valid.

Personally, I've not seen a lot of Bills fans who care who the Bills play in the playoffs or any other games if they win.

The deadline to trade him to the Siberian Football League has not passed.

Seems like a wise career move.

When you're anywhere close to right only once a decade.. you make sure people know about it.

The Bills have 43 touchdowns this season. That's good for 3rd in the league. So why be worried if Allen is getting credit for them? This poster is also not making that point, he's concerned that Allen's streak continues.

Why the hell would anyone devote an ounce of energy to caring about this?

Fans don't make rational decisions and assume that unknowns are always better than knowns.

It's amazing how often unverifiable bad things that no one else witnessed happen to people with gofundmes.

Same reason parents let their kids sleep in a bed with Michael Jackson.

Watson's cap hit is a whole different level than what Wilson's was.. If they cut him in 2025 (post 6/1 designation), it's $119 dead in 2025 and $59 in 2026 If they cut him in 2026 (post 6/1 designation), it's $74 in 2026 and $27 in 2027 Those are debilitating numbers that they'd have to gut the roster just to cut Watson.

I hate the interpretations of a 'football move'. He had it in his hands and turned around with it and started to run..