Malazan

Wow, Seahawks. Not taking points there was a matt eberflus level of dumb.

Kickers are bigger voodoo than goalies in hockey now.

Adam Gase also works for the 33rd team.

It's annoying that you can't even be bothered to look up the stats.

Oh my, the Miami Dolphins are about to get a sibling!

They are 1-16 against teams with a winning record or made the playoffs that year in the McDaniel era. The 1 win was the Bills in 2022.

Some more hilarity.. the Dolphins brought 3500lbs of "Cold Weather" equipment with them including heaters and scuba suits. I have to say if you are THAT concerned about the cold.. there's something deeper wrong with your team.

They're legit on finheaven right now fighting because half their fanbase is posting Tua's stats about how he's one of the best QBs.. like they didn't score 3 points in the first 2 and a half quarters. Also, the side argument that them not being able to score points was solely the fault of the defense is gold. Gold, Jerry!

No, no, they could throw sixteen hail marries and recover nineteen onside kicks so you can't say it's garbage time.

It was garbage time when the 3rd quarter started. What was the dominant formation used by Green Bay's defense in the 1st half? What was it on the last drive? Do you know or is it just 'dumb talk'?

Tua and garbage time stats might be overtaking peanut butter and jelly on the list of best combos.

..or winning teams. They have not won against a team with a winning record either. That's the one I think it important.

The Dolphins said they will release Calais Campbell if they're out of contention. That time is getting close.

They're not a threat to the Bills.

Him being a better QB than Tim Boyle, Skylar Thompson, and Tyler Huntley doesn't make the Dolphins a "threat".

See: any game he hasn't had both Hill and Waddle playing..

I'm all for the national media pumping Tua. The longer he's there, the longer the Dolphins aren't a threat.

It was a 4 year deal so saying "after only 2 years" is a little silly when they have $47.1 million in dead money this year and $22.2 million in 2025. So taking a 70 million dollar cap hit (or almost 50%) of a contract is structured as a 'deal you can get out' in anything, but the most literal of terms. Sure, pretty much every contract in the NFL can be 'gotten out of' if you want to take a ridiculous cap hit.

Well, it's probably not true because it was a deal they couldn't get out of until now and even then they're still eating a big ole bag of **** with it... Also, they went against the owners wishes with Barkley and Schoen was literally quoted saying he wasn't gonna pay Barkley so their "45 million dollar QB" can hand off to him. The giants have gotten worse each successive year since they were "saddled with Gettleman's roster". These narratives that Shoen and Daboll are just unfortunate victims of a meddling owner and circumstance are wild.

This is what I think makes Beane a good GM. He doesn't let the mistakes box him in and keeps as much flexibility as he can.

The Jets hired Tannebaum's 33rd team which hired Adam Gase. So the fired GM and HC are now part of the team advising the Jets on their search for a GM and HC

Without a lombardi to go with it.. no one should care

yes, Chief's fans are taking their win with their usual grace and class.

Just make sure you stop before the ocean. Unless you have a 1993 Land-Rover Range Rover County which is an amphibious exploring vehicle.