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I love lamp.

Why do you do this? Predicting utter nonsense... Five, seven, five B word. You've just been haikued, Jesse Pinkman style!

He was the son that came before the father? Inconceivable... were we not discussing the legend, himself.

Actually, I've heard that if you dare to rearrange the letters in "Kiko Alonso" he will show up at your door and literally rip your face off.

They asked him to keep his distance because the offense was getting distracted by the fact that they had to know where he was at all times... despite being on the sideline on one leg.

Chronologically speaking, these are the QBs drafted later than EJ. Care to expand on who exactly you were talking about? Geno Smith Mike Glennon Matt Barkley Ryan Nassib Tyler Wilson Landry Jones Brad Sorensen Zac Dysert B.J. Daniels Sean Renfree Blake Bortles Johnny Manziel Teddy Bridgewater Derek Carr Jimmy Garoppolo Logan Thomas Tom Savage Aaron Murray AJ McCarron Zach Mettenberger David Fales Keith Wenning Tajh Boyd Garrett Gilbert

So you're saying "IN" is out, then?

I found this one, too http://www.forbes.com/sites/carolinehoward/2014/07/30/Bills_bidding_now_two_man_race/

7-11... The nickname reminds me of a bad Fat Albert reference. Has a kind of "you're like school in summer... no class" vibe to it. Instead, I vote we change it to "Home of the Big Gulp" if he makes the team to spruce it up a bit.

This is not meant as a rehash of the "But can TPegs own both the Sabres and Bills" joke, but I'm perplexed by Tannenbaum's involvement in JBJ's group given his ownership of the Leafs. They ARE in competing markets. Can he own both?

... now it's Henry Winkler in a diaper on water skis?

Or eyebrow waxing, two-faced, band mate backstabbing, greedy bottom-line worshipping, Jerry Jones humjob giving "so-called rocker" Jon Bon Jovi if you care to use his full title. Viva Sambora!!

Shoesome Sammy Watkins? So you're saying he's like having your cake and eating it, too?

I assumed the initial post was meant as a joke until I read this. While part of it was probably meant in defense of the response to it, you seem to be a bit confused as to who has assumed the role of the child. A 70,000+ person 7 year hissy fit wouldn't further hurt the area's reputation at all, now would it? As to your suggestion about the JBJ chant, despite my above admonishment of childish behavior, I'd be down with this lesser evil regardless of whether or not the prick was successful in his attempt to buy the team. Viva Sambora!!

I know I suck, but killing me is NOT the answer! Just put the gun down, little girl, and I swear I'll go dash the hopes of Houston fans for a while. I promise I'll never play for the Titans again if you just please let me live!

Looks like I picked the wrong offseason to stop sniffing glue.

Why are you wasting the honeymoon period phase here, then? You only have about 4 more months before the **** hits the fan. Use them wisely. Then again, I hope for your sake you are better at this than I was, and you fall into the other 50%. Congrats (really). Oh, and poll schmoll. Do as you see fit. I don't think I have any objections to you staying even if more than 41% try to cast you off the island, or was it 51%, but then again I'm anonymous fingers on a keyboard, what does my opinion really mean in this context, anyway?

Smoking hot or not, at this point in her career, Kate Upton on her worst day is still KATE UPTON. You hit that, then you tell everyone and their mother about it. Same thing with Beyonce, unless of course you can't get the visual of "Jay-Z was here" out of your head.

But, given that he already owns the Bandits in the US, won't World Cup rules prohibit him from owning a team in Canada, unless he first moves the Amerks to Mexico so that none of the North American countries feel left out?

I heard Brian Fellow is in the hospital, but that he's doing better.

What about the NFL bylaw that states you can't own a stadium in one city while owning a professional sports team in another if the NFL team that will be playing in said stadium is owned by an owner who owns multiple regional sports teams, and one of them happens to be a lacrosse team?

Keep singing B word. You're not gonna have a face by the time I'm done with you.

Yes, but he may want to find himself a safe house or a relative close by, lay low for a while, cuz he'd probably be wanted for murder.

Sweet. I'd love some teenage girl twitter football insight to go with the teenage girl twitter hockey insight.

I don't get the poll... is there reason to think that EJ doesn't actually exist? Are you suggesting Thad has a metaphorical giant head to go with his actual giant head?