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^^^Resolves to stop drinking naked at dinner, especially unless in public.

^^^Resolves to leave fewer burning bags of **** on neighbors' lawns, devil woman.

My sources say that's about as close as you can come to being accurate without violating the TOA of membership for this site.

My sources say they're looking to trade Tyrod Taylor back to VA Tech for Colton Taylor. They would then flip Reid Ferguson to some real estate developers in an attempt to acquire the Boulevard Mall and build a Wally World in its place.

Blanc - As in “I’m such a grinch that I’d need to be fueled with the equivalent of gallons of Sauvignon Blanc in order to unearth even a tiny spark of Christmas cheer.”

Actually, BBF’s resolution is to take up bare-ass-naked mountain goat roping, but he was too afraid of the PETA blowback to post it. Mead’s resolution is to try to think of BBF in a sexual context less often (once every hour... baby steps).

Could be... or maybe he's cognitively impaired?

Didn't you hear? The world no longer chastises bad behavior, it celebrates it. The opportunity to call someone a name is reason enough... you douche.

FWIW, I don’t use it. It was just not clear to me that you were being sarcastic in your post, even upon reading it several times. This clears up not only your intent, but the fact that you are a Lynyrd Skynyrd fan, as well.

You do realize there’s no “Mc” in Beane, right? I’m assuming it’s a short in my sarcasm detector?

What I took away from that was that Nick Shook is another in a long line of Patriots* ballwashing fluffers.

Amendola is never going to come forward.

I have thumbs. Thumbs touch buttons. Buttons make letters. Letters make words. Words make sentences. Sentences convey thoughts. Thoughts are special. I am special. I start threads.

Apparently John Scott was busy.

That is another way to deflate your balls...

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. I’d ____ me.

~~sigh~~It’salreadygone,shekeepsitinherpurse.

A Reaction to the OP Alright... It's hard getting through to you, You’re truly obtrusive. You’ve got your own point of view; You are the one of a kind. And I tell you 'lil poster, I'm fascinated by you. There's something about you That makes all the indifference. Like the dull is to gray. Well we can get along without you, But we know that within you; You've got something missing, And you’ll find a way. To get reaction to overreaction.

...because my sources said they would.

And try to make sure it’s your kitchen this time.

Actually, that’d be Tiny Tim. After this utterance, Tiny Doug would swoop in, steal the last scrap of food, force the family to either like him OR Tiny Tim, but NOT both, and then proceed to take credit for Scrooge’s reversal of character while blaming Tiny Rob... err, Tim... and the rest of the family for all of Ebeneezer’s previous miserly shortcomings.

I always thought the "P" in LAMP was for "post," but my anonymous source **cough**MattLauer**cough** assures me it's for "penis."

I prefer bold perdition: To atone for his sins, Bill Belichick will spend eternity standing at a podium locked in a room with Jerry Sullivan and Bucky Gleason.

Awww... Now you’re making me feel bad for rooting for Ndamukong Suh to tear his arm off and beat him with it.

Yes, but the real question is do you have any reason to trust his info?