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It's like a poodle wearing a Vick jersey... NO!!

To the OP: What is this WE bullshiite? Please do not assume I share your embarrassing taste in music EVER AGAIN!! Carry on.

I'm guessing that actually having insight into sports management must not be a prerequisite for having a penis, otherwise there is no way in hell Gleason would have an instrument to write his column with.

Coach Marrone, have you seen my white cane and blacked out glasses? They're right over there next to Robert Woods, who just got blasted helmet to helmet, there, Stevie Wonder!

I heard the official explanation was that the referee, head linesman and back judge all had the Bears in their survival pools.

I thought we weren't supposed be able to see his slow eyes because of the visor that would prevent him from looking his teammates in the eyes, thereby diminishing his leadership capacity, rendering him impotent.

Was just about to mention KW's interception. Watching him undercut Bennett for the ball had me choking on my beer cuz of a half shout half laugh maneuver. It looked SO funny. Reminiscent of the Sam Adams TD to me.

Matthew Broderick is banging a cartoon character... say whaaaaaaaaaat?

Negativity Win or lose come this Sunday I guarantee it

Are you seriously condemning my use of an obvious tabloid rag article to poke fun at Tom Brady? I could care less if the only accurate facts are the names, given that it paints a picture of Mr. Bundchen as a p-whipped nancy-boy. It's funny (at least IMO).

Meh. The Brazilian beard he's normally sporting is 5'11" and looks better.

This should temper your new respect a little... http://starmagazine.com/2014/07/21/gisele-tom-a-house-divided/ **meow**whipcrack**

I heard they were going to bring in Jesse Palmer to throw the flags, but he was afraid they would only give him 48 hours to learn the system before deciding whether or not to cut him, so he turned down the tryout.

Unless someone plucks him from the practice squad and puts him on a roster, I would imagine they'd just bring him up to the 53 man roster if EJ or KO was injured. While it wouldn't solve the problem of what to do in game at the time of injury, I don't imagine having him on the active roster at the that time would solve much, either.

What's this? Rational thought? B word, I'm so turned on right now I wanna have your babies. (No offense to Mrs. Dibs if there is a Mrs. Dibs).

10 games plus a preseason, and this is your assessment? Drew Brees, 10 games... Make the assessment...

I agree that Kolb was meant to be a measuring stick to know when EJ was ready to play, especially given that it was widely recognized that he was raw coming out of college. I think the coaches will give EJ every opportunity early on in the season to maintain the starting spot while Orton learns the offense, however if he falters I could see them going to KO as a stopgap, possibly in game if EJ is sucking it up, possibly for a game or two for EJ to get his head on straight. My reasoning is: 1) the FO needs to win this season, or they're out 2) expectations on EJ are sky-high, and are likely to affect his play to some extent, regardless of how he appears to be embracing them 3) KO's play should be "overcomable" by EJ as he progresses if he really is going to be the franchise QB. Ultimately, I think KO gives the team the opportunity to have some patience in developing EJ in season while still maintaining some expectation of making the playoffs.

To the point about Fitz, I truly believe that leaked hoax/phone call killed any shot of Fitz renegotiating his contract, and therefore returning. It was not flattering. I think this probably forced their hand with Kolb. No less inept, maybe a bit less shortsighted, though.

If not for the whole being dead thing and all, that title would be bestowed upon Rick Jaaaaames, B word. I'd sit bare-assed in Jerry Sullivan's seat in the press box after a shower-free weekend, then smirk with glee every time I saw him at a press conference.

Huh... seems like someone poured lemonade on my Wheaties. Nope... uhh... my mistake. It's urine. I'm looking forward to fewer posts espousing this sentiment by season's end. Cheers.

That's kind of like upgrading from a Ford Pinto to an AMC Gremlin because at least the Gremlin didn't explode when it stalled and was rearended.

I would have preferred to have been "pixylanded."

Do you really want to bring in the QB that the Eagles are auditioning Thad Lewis to replace????

This, plus a defense that should dominate (assuming that pass coverage fares better than preseason would indicate). I agree, the FO's goal was to put a team around EJ that would give him the best chance to develop into the QB they envision he can be. Even among his most ardent supporters, I don't think anyone is calling him a finished product... only among his detractors.