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This just in from Luke Russert's mom... "The prosciutto wrapped filet mignon at Tempo is filthy amazing."

Anyone else think Rob Ryan looks like the product of a Conan "If they mated" skit between Donald Sutherland and the Michelin Tire Man?

Oh, Bucky. You and your critical thinking skills on display yet again. I'm sure there's no chance that Beane and McD wanted Maclin and encouraged McCoy and Taylor to reach out over the weekend because they couldn't tamper. It has to be a sign of discord. Stupid POS.

Chris "punt catcher" Watson

Will there be deers? Is Luke Russert's mom in place at Tempo? F5 F5

Ed Wang... I mean, seriously, who intentionally cuts their Wang?

"I couldn't have done it without my beautiful wife... where is Wes? There he is. Stand up Wes. I love you, baby. Also, I'd like to thank my wonderful beard, Gisele."

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I'd like to see a coach that understands players strengths and weaknesses and can adapt his schemes in a manner that puts them in a position to succeed.

And whose absence is likely to increase the value of your own first round pick in an upcoming draft reportedly rich with QB talent. If they're looking at Taylor as a bridge and they don't see a long term future that includes Watkins then do the deal now in the honeymoon instead of losing him later for nothing, as much as I would hate the move as a fan.

The 12th man on the field holdover from the mystical Ryan D.

Apparently the first homeless person he talked to after meeting with OBD was named William, but his friends called him Bill.

You may want to take a closer look at the first post I was responding to. Regarding the second, I stand by my assertion that Fitz has a giant head.

Misleading. He signed on as their mascot, Boozie. At halftime he half heartedly runs toward a first down marker while waving a white flag, then eventually slides short while urinating on himself. You seen the size of that noggin? He probably uses it like a wrecking ball to protect the rest of his body.

Rumor is Rob unwittingly ate the baby cuz they named it Ruth.

Masterful. Thanks for the new thread. The board has been running low on pointless sh!t, lately.

MMM-mmm. Yo momma was spreading something last night, and there wasn't anything negative about it.

What about Richard Smehlik, who used to think he was a turtle.

I also generally liked Whaley and was curious to see if his seeming inability to implement a plan came from the fact that he was never working with a coach of his choosing and was in constant retooling mode to fit the scheme changes, which was what I postulated, or if it was a lack of vision. McDermott is now getting the chance that Whaley never did, a unified coaching staff and GM. That being said, I'm optimistic. As OTAFLG says, these are young gun FOOTBALL people, and their hire has been widely lauded throughout the league. I'm expecting a Jason Garrett-like timeline for improvement, though, so I hope TP gives McBeane the time to succeed and doesn't continue the recently established 2 year hook trend. I suspect, given that he now appears to be looking for a "type" that he is comfortable working with based on the common attributes of McD, Beane, and Botterill, that he'll be more patient if his teams are perceived as less of a clownshow.

Are there years when QBs can go before the first round? I can't imagine that the league would allow it. It would throw the whole tiered rookie contract structure out of whack.

Which ingredient in the Doug Whaley secret recipe for winning do you find yourself most aligned with, the players or the winning?

Thanks for the shrimp rundown, Benjamin Buford Blue “Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There’s shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That, that’s about it.”

There are two types of people in this world, the people that think like me and the people that are wrong. The people that think like me includes me and... nope, just me. The people that are wrong includes everybody else. Things I think are right because I thought them, and they make sense to me. Sometimes other people can be right, when they think like me. Most of the time, however, they are wrong. Come to think of it, I haven't always been right... like the time I thought the $5 earned in a dare would totally make up for any discomfort that might occur from peeing on an electric fence... or the, unfortunately numerous, times I've thought the potential plusses of the companionship of crazy women would make up for the more obvious minuses... or the numerous times I've thought the Bills or Sabres were on the right track only to re-live the pain of peeing on an electric fence. Come to think of it, there are two types of people in this world, those who are wrong, and those who were wrong and will soon be again.

That's an anatomical impossibility... unless, of course, he's texting out pics of Welker's junk.