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There are whispers that Anthony Lynn is also being considered as a replacement, though this may be purely to fulfill the Mooney rule, which requires that at least one dude with a chick's name as a surname (or conversely a chick with a dude's name as a surname) be considered for all worthless blogger positions.

Latest report is that someone resembling Jason La Canfora was refilling water for Luke Russert's mom at Tempo while she was dining with a guy named Bill. Sullivan concludes Pegulas are in over their heads and have no idea how to run a team.

Yeah, his Steelers blueprint hasn't stood the test of time at all.

Personally never been in to red skinned women with horns, cloven hooves, and a pointed tail, but to each their own. If you wager, just make sure there's no caveat about your soul, and bolt if there's anything to do with signing in blood instead of a simple handshake.

I am a bad person for laughing. You, sir, are a buckeye and I would expect nothing more.

Sabres. Bring on the heartache. Used to follow the playoffs, and will probably catch a few games, but no real rooting interest. My general interest in the NFL has proven to be inversely proportional to the length of the Bills playoff drought.

WTF. The Rams have to feel like they're at a rave with all those glow sticks coming at them.

Yeah, but how long before HC Harbaugh wears out his welcome and pisses off GM Harbaugh. His closed door GM-HC sit downs would look like Edward Norton beating the **** out of himself in Fight Club.

Is he really a Jets fan? Geno Smith? If I were a Jets fan and my screen name was Geno Smith I'd want to break my own jaw. I mean, by the Vizzini-like display of dizzying intellect, I suppose he COULD actually be a Jets fan and still have chosen the name Geno Smith... I suppose... possibly...

After using the excuse that he tried to run a hybrid system last year, Ryan brought in his twin and Ed Reed and essentially proclaimed that if he's going down he's doing it his way. No excuses. He failed. The organizational embarrassment of having hired his clearly unqualified brother in the first place should be enough grounds to fire him, IMO. Losing sucks enough. Losing when your head coach is an utter embarrassment and buffoon can't be tolerated. Get him the hell out of here.

Probably want to pick his brain to consider him as a potential OC when he's not retained after Ryan is sacked.

Too funny.

RR: I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. JH: Get the #%^* out of here you fat ^%#}*^* worthless mother#%*^#}+* piece of $&@$ #%*^*%% %#}{*^. And take your stupid %#^*+ #%^*^%# twin assclown of a head coaching nightmare with you. Ref: There are multiple fouls. Personal foul, defense # 55, prolonged use of expletives. That penalty is declined. Personal foul, defense # 55, spiteful use of truth, truth to the face. That penalty is accepted. The Bills are penalized yet another playoffless season from the time of the hire of bad Santa, with the previous spot of the foul being the hire of his buffoon twin.

When you refuse to acknowledge the putrid, festering, rotting stench of incompetence... Denial... A not so new fragrance brought to you during the holiday season for 17 years and counting by your Buffalo Bills.

1) Fred 2) George 3) 78 inch curved Samsung TV

Ouch. Let me be the first ultra-literal person to point out that unless their names are written on the backs of their helmets, however, if they're turning around so deliberately that AB can see their nameplate they're really gonna get torched.

You can shake whatever body part you like, but the point is the quality of the football team and the quality of the writing should be mutually exclusive. A subpar product on the field does not excuse subpar writing about the team by the staff at TBN. I'm not against criticism of the team when it's warranted, and I'm not in disagreement that there is a lot to be critical about over many years with the Bills, but I expect writing that is reasoned and defensible from a "professional." In my opinion, Jim Kelley used to do a masterful job of this in his coverage of the Sabres. He was thoughtful, provocative when justified, and could make rational arguments to back up his point of view. He was an excellent writer. He was far from a sunshine and rainbows shill for the team, but he acknowledged the good about the team with the bad. He was a professional. The Ryan brothers successes or failures, or the success or failure of any other person affiliated with the Bills or Sabres, for that matter, has no bearing on the low-quality claptrap TBN has elected, more often than not, to churn out relative to Buffalo sports. One could even suggest that TBN sports writers demanding an improvement in the on field/on ice product is ironic, if not outright hypocritical.

Is it the offseason already?

What does one have to do with the other? The fact that they are hacks is not based on whether or not they are right or wrong in their opinion of Buffalo sports. The fact that they are hacks is based on their inability to contribute anything of substance to the dialogue. If your sole purpose in reading their work is to join in the public flatulence, so be it, they're the writers for you. It leaves many who are looking to actually read something of substance about their sports teams out in the cold, however. Maybe "release" would be a more apt term.

Is this a supposed to be a visual euphemism for a form of Japanese group sexual deviance? ...cuz, it kinda looks like it's supposed to.

Khalil Mack. He was on our current roster all day yesterday... Not what you meant? Logan Thomas may be the only person on our current roster I haven't shouted obscenities about in the last few months, and I'm pretty sure he's not responsible for their current plight, so I'm going with him even though I couldn't pick him out of a lineup.

It'd be like repeatedly bringing in a backup QB to draw a team offside on 4th down when you know he isn't going to throw just to waste a time out. No coach in his right mind would be stupid enough to do that...

If they blitzed and you didn't notice it, wouldn't it suggest it was already well disguised? I think they decided to disguise their blitzes by not only avoiding the appearance of bringing pressure, but by avoiding bringing pressure altogether. The Raiders never knew it was coming... cuz it wasn't. That Rex is crazy like a fox.

Not sure what Rex and I will do after this debacle, but here's a posting for a department store Santa if you're interested, Rob. Looks like they even provide the suit.

Watching Tyrod makes me want to gouge my mother bleeping eyes out!!!