Reporter- Kiko, take us through "the play"
I see the ball in the air, so I catch it. Then, ah, I notice number 12 kinda coming toward me, but not really. The smell of his fear insults me, so I tackle him. I think, "he's kinda acting like a little B word," so I f$&@ him. Now he's screaming and yelling, and won't shut up, so I kill him, right? But all this extra effort, it makes me hungry, and now we got a dead body on the field, so I eat him...
Reporter- Kiko, do you think you deserved the unnecessary roughness penalty and ejection from the game?
**crazy eyes stare** No.