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Licensed to kill goffers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill goffers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

Loved their pizza. Glad they had the "light" topping option. Made the mistake of trying anchovies for the first time on a pizza from there. I swear they put a full lb of the salty little bastards on it. Their subs could feed you for a week. What's all this talk about heating up leftovers? Cold pizza is the breakfast of champions.

You could have told me it originated in Love Canal and that the ingredients all came from the original site, and if it tasted like that I still would have sought it out and eaten it.

Flight was scheduled at 7:15 and I'm still in the terminal having a beer. It will be a fitting tribute to a perfect evening.

Tim Tebow is Johnny Manziel without the laundry list of reasons to root against him. I hope they both fade into obscurity soon.

I was famished and flight was delayed. #delta2hrcushion #betterthanbbqdetroitrat

Was a LaNova guy. Many a steak and hot pepper slice at 4 am in my 20s and early 30s carved out the Peter Griffin Adonis of my 40s.

Not only that, but I'm pretty sure his father was abducted, butchered, and served up in the bowl of chili I just ate at the Detroit airport. #Ralphischeap #stoptheslaughter

I predict the unusual circumstances involve a goofy looking crane kick and banging Elisabeth Shue. It's from Adolphus Washington. He didn't have cash, but was wondering what a Bocce's pizza "would get him"... that dirty, dirty Buckeye.

If you can't find good food in Houston, you're not looking hard enough.

I think you mean "stupid Pats* fan" is redundant. Government intelligence is an oxymoron.

"Ladies and gentlemen, inspired by my affinity for having my vagina and anus stimulated at the same time, I present to you my Tom Brady "shocker" line of hoodies."

Or the language being thrown around in tweets and such is imprecise.

It's reportedly very painful (assuming kneecap and not "dislocated knee" as above; my former roommate, who played college football, had a dislocated kneecap and said it was excruciating, in part due to the muscle spasms he had while his knee was dislocated), but depending on the extent of damage to surrounding bone, cartilage, or ligaments, a dislocated kneecap is potentially less severe and less of a recovery than an ACL tear.

That was my first thought based on descriptions floating around the thread. Here's a Medline description of a dislocated patella: Kneecap dislocation Kneecap dislocation occurs when the triangle-shaped bone covering the knee (patella) moves or slides out of place. The problem usually occurs toward the outside of the leg. Causes Kneecap (patella) dislocation is often seen in women. It usually occurs after a sudden change in direction when your leg is planted. This puts your kneecap under stress. Dislocation may also occur as result of direct trauma. When the kneecap is dislocated, it can slip sideways to the outside of the knee. Symptoms Symptoms of kneecap dislocation include: Knee appears to be deformed Knee is bent and cannot be straightened out Kneecap (patella) dislocates to the outside of the knee Knee pain and tenderness Knee swelling "Sloppy" kneecap -- you can move the kneecap too much from right to left (hypermobile patella) The first few times this occurs, you will feel pain and be unable to walk. However, if dislocations continue to occur and are untreated, you may feel less pain and have less immediate disability. This is not a reason to avoid treatment. Kneecap dislocation damages your knee joint. First Aid If you can, straighten out your knee. If it is stuck and painful to move, stabilize (splint) the knee and get medical attention. Your health care provider will examine your knee. This may confirm that the kneecap is dislocated. A knee x-ray and, sometimes, MRIs should be done to make sure that the dislocation did not cause a broken bone or cartilage damage. If tests show that you have no damage, your knee will be placed into an immobilizer or cast to prevent you from moving it. you will need to wear this for several weeks (usually about 3 weeks). After this time, physical therapy can help build back your muscle strength and improve the knee's range of motion. If there is damage to the bone and cartilage, or if the kneecap continues to be unstable, you may need surgery to stabilize the kneecap. This may be done using arthroscopic or open surgery. **Bolding and italics mine to highlight description in thread**

I was 12. I have absolutely no recollection of what I was doing. I may have been hatching a plot for world domination that day, or I may have been playing in mud. Come to think of it, I may have been hatching a plot for world domination WHILE playing in mud...

For the home game against Pats*, do you think OBD could be persuaded to give these out as a fan give away to the lower bowl to pelt him with when he takes the field?

He has big... hands?

Breaking News. Brazilian authorities refute report of Brady cutting his thumb with scissors. Release gas station surveillance showing Brady catching his thumb in Ryan Lochte's zipper while pressing the "barrel of his gun" against Lochte's forehead.

Franken-Mallett

https://www.change.org/p/brian-follendorf-demand-the-buffalo-news-fire-jerry-sullivan 6 months and only 21 signatures. Either no one knew, or the Sully hate is all bluster.

sully in British English See all translations sully verb [ T ] UK ​ /ˈsʌl.i/ US ​ /ˈsʌl.i/ formal ​ to spoil something that is pure or someone's perfect reputation: His reputation, he said, had been unfairly sullied by half-truths and innuendos. ​ to make something dirty: No speck of dirt had ever sullied his hands. Thesaurus: synonyms and related words Damaging reputation besmirch black mark blacken blot blot your copybook idiom calumny drag sb's name through the mire/mud idiom give a dog a bad name idiom hurl/throw/sling mud at sb idiom impugn libel poison scurrilous show someone in a bad light idiom slander smear stab stain taint vilify Seems about right... Though I do think instead of sully, taint may be a more apropos moniker henceforth.

Fictional race car driver protagonist of Talladega Nights known for proclaiming "If you're not first you're last," a phrase his old man coined while high on peyote.

Man, it would suck to have their DC...

This John Clayton? Do you believe this man has ever even HELD a football?