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With all of that prodigiousness, you wonder if he realized that someone added an extra vowel to his first name?

I'll see your http://cdn.streetleg...s/2012/02/2.jpg and raise you.

Not sure whether to loathe or pity you...

What? They signed a kicker? Ain't that a kicker? Why would they draft a highly regarded kicker in the sixth round in order to cut an expensive vet with a fading leg, then sign a free agent kicker when the rookie got injured. Makes no sense, NO SENSE, I tell you. Just ask the Cleveland Browns. Mickey Mouse says you don't need to pay the full amount on fuel rebates.

It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian. They could always double Belichick* them and get film of the Dolphins coaches tearing their hair out...

They may be short on experience, but let's hope the youth translates in a way that prevents the spiraling dumpster fires we saw last season. Anyone remember how painful that first Jets game was, or the back to back nightmares of the second half Pats game and the San Fran game. The degree of quit in those games was embarrassing. Hopefully the youth movement has purged that. We have an OC that is full of enthusiasm, a DC that I'm sure already has a healthy amount of hatred for the Pats*, and a head coach who told one of the members of the board to look forward to a war against NE*. Even if they're ultimately outmanned, I expect them to at least go down swinging this season.

(shaid in my worsht Sean Connery impuurshinashion) Isn't it just like a billsfan1959... bringing facts to a heresay fight. Hmm, after looking at the spelling, you'd think he was Sylvestor the Cat or something.

I'm a fan of his movies... don't know much about his CB skills, though. Does he use scissors to defend WRs?

Unless he's playing both ways, what does Brady have anything to do with EJ? Also, this isn't San Fran, Baltimore, or even the Jets defense. Despite Belichick's reputation as a defensive genius, they haven't exactly been a defensive juggernaut in recent seasons. I'm more worried about our CB situation than our QB situation for this game. At least EJ, if healthy, might provide the opportunity for this to be a two team track meet instead of a laugher.

Sooo... I thought Chan Gailey busted that myth about his offensive genius last year via wretched game management, over-reliance on one of the worst starting QB in football, and CJ was winded? Punting from the 35, anyone? No? Maybe it was just me.

Maybe he was thinking about cutting him?

Somewhere in this post is a veiled attempt at potty humor. Onslaught... tedious... puns... fixated... "Wood"... I can't quite put my... let's go with finger... on it, but I can sense it. What're you hiding, alias. Go ahead and let out with a good poop joke... you know you want to.

What the hell was this front office thinking? Were they all sitting around in a circle? Jerks. They go and use up valuable cap space that could be used to sign castoff DBs on what? A player that if he's upright for more than 4 hours you need to call the doctor? That's it! I give up! Kidding! Way to go weird fat kid from Bad Santa!

Actually, Real Thing was in the '80s. Angel Dust didn't drop until '92.

I'm not debating the message you're trying to send. I buy it. I do find it funny, however, that you use a perennial Super Bowl contender as an example and, while their record that year was impressive, fail to note it was also the only year since 2001 - 2002 that they didn't make the playoffs... DOOOOOMED!!!

It's pretty safe to assume you have a limited understanding of CTE.

You may want to read to the end of my post... It was only another sentence or two.

Or it is an indication that they'd like to get their WRs some work the last week of pre-season, and last game of the preseason, without burning out the arm of the only healthy QB on the team... Look at the names they're bringing in. They're nothing more than warm bodies. I think the NFL would frown on rolling an actual Jugs machine onto the field Thursday, so instead they're looking to sign the equivalent.

All this innuendo... Whaley seems to be a stand up guy of good moral fiber. Why is everyone so convinced that he pays to extend Wood? It's not like he's been caught in public Pettine the Johnson or anything. The way people are going on, you'd think someone had pictures of him showing his Tuel to the Young. He never gave me the impression that when no one's looking he Rogers the neighbor's Byrd. As far as I'm concerned, as long as it's legal and no one gets hurt, whatever he does with his Kolb in his free time is his Choice.

Kaepernick was drafted in 2011. For some reason (not faulting you, as it seems to be widespread, including many media outlets), people like to think last year was his rookie year.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Looking at this in a different light, calling for Tuel over EJ could be a subconscious acknowlegment by that contingent of fans who always wants the backup to play that Manuel is, or should be, the undisputed starter (at least in their mind... you know, as they're calling for the backup to play... did I just walk in a circle?).

Speak for yourself. I say, cut EJ and Kolb right now and let Tuel fight it out with the other longshot saviours of training camps past, Levi Brown and Brian Brohm.

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