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transient

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  1. If you've cut the top of your skull off, peeled off the protective membrane covering your brain, and drained all of shock absorbing CSF from your head, then yes, lightly slapping your forehead would make your brain do that.
  2. Glenn's extension must have broke the bank.
  3. Phins supply the paraPHINalia, rooks gotta bring their own bud. Practice field, 4:20.
  4. German was drafted by Vikes.
  5. Wouldn't this be more like a Cousins + Cousins thing? I don't see anyone with pre-injury RG III potential on their roster.
  6. Ken O'Brien was actually a decent QB... until you put Marino's #s up for comparison and realize the Jets are stoooooopid.
  7. Is this a knock on his athleticism or his Wonderlic? I've been wracking my brain, and the only reason I can surmise that he'd get gassed from chasing his own QB is because he's an idiot.
  8. It also caters to arsonist fans who want to set the team on fire.
  9. For the last 1-2 years I could have sworn they added a horrible looking tail on the helmet logo, until I saw your post which caused me to look online and realize it's a vent... DOH!
  10. I'm not a fan of Sullivan's grumble pie. Too much BS a la mode for my taste.
  11. Majik... are you sublimininmally suggesting Whale-E bring back Jon Dorenbos?
  12. Sounds like a recipe for a fractured penis.
  13. Only when they ruin the taste of my tuna fish sandwich...
  14. Your 2016 Buffalo Bills: Playoff bound!! (the league provides a cache of complementary tickets to non-participants)
  15. Making soccer moms everywhere proud, we promise to bring home another coveted "participant" trophy in 2016! Who's with me?!
  16. Buffalo Bills 2016: "Progress takes time" (sponsored by the Peace Bridge Authority)
  17. Buffalo Bills 2016: Do outsiders really have to ask why our fans set themselves on fire with regularity?
  18. $100 1st phone (iPhone 6s included) $40 each additional phone or tablet $25 for basic messaging $10 one time connection fee 2 year contract, otherwise breakage fees apply
  19. Bills Super Bowl wins breaks the seventh seal and triggers the end of days... Pegulas are clearly in over their heads and need a football czar
  20. Despite AFC Championship game loss, Brady*** is the best there is, was, and ever shall be Subtitled - FU Buffalo; Not even a Bills Super Bowl win can keep me from polishing Tom Brady***'s knob (asterisks mine to prevent overwhelming nausea)
  21. Last second field goal by stereotype white kicker propels Bills to Super Bowl win; Taylor's post game fashion statement utterly offensive Bills shatter 16 year playoff drought with Super Bowl win; this is why we can't have nice things
  22. Naming Dareus Super Bowl MVP is the wrong message to send to a league full of degenerates.
  23. When did Donald Sutherland get so fat, and why does he insist on calling me bro?
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