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If you were Henrik Tallinder's teammate, the 2 of you could do the same chick at the same time...

Bills losing millions Never pay taxes again Suck on that bitches

Las Vegas bound Bills ISIS is cutting off heads No apologies

Here's hoping we see a few more Surface Pros get spiked on 10/30.

Too lazy to look, but I'm betting neither the Panthers nor the Bengals were 9-7 the season prior to either coach's arrival. The Bills felt like a team on the rise with a question at QB before Rex got here. Last season he turned a stellar defense into the island of misfit toys. Not so sure what the Bills are now. I'm rooting for them as I do every season, but the Rex arrival tempered my enthusiasm, and the addition of his brother in bluster and bravado spelled the end of objectivity on the coaching staff. You used the word buffoon, which was the exact descriptor I chose when he was hired. Hopefully buffoonery and coaching ability aren't completely mutually exclusive (Mike Ditka and John Madden give me hope).

Before we hire you, who do you have in mind for DC? Dave Wannestache. Interesting. Ok, how about OC? Ron Jeremy. I can't think of too many that are more offensive. I like it. You're hired.

Goffers, ya great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!

Licensed to kill goffers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill goffers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

Loved their pizza. Glad they had the "light" topping option. Made the mistake of trying anchovies for the first time on a pizza from there. I swear they put a full lb of the salty little bastards on it. Their subs could feed you for a week. What's all this talk about heating up leftovers? Cold pizza is the breakfast of champions.

You could have told me it originated in Love Canal and that the ingredients all came from the original site, and if it tasted like that I still would have sought it out and eaten it.

Flight was scheduled at 7:15 and I'm still in the terminal having a beer. It will be a fitting tribute to a perfect evening.

Tim Tebow is Johnny Manziel without the laundry list of reasons to root against him. I hope they both fade into obscurity soon.

I was famished and flight was delayed. #delta2hrcushion #betterthanbbqdetroitrat

Was a LaNova guy. Many a steak and hot pepper slice at 4 am in my 20s and early 30s carved out the Peter Griffin Adonis of my 40s.

Not only that, but I'm pretty sure his father was abducted, butchered, and served up in the bowl of chili I just ate at the Detroit airport. #Ralphischeap #stoptheslaughter

I predict the unusual circumstances involve a goofy looking crane kick and banging Elisabeth Shue. It's from Adolphus Washington. He didn't have cash, but was wondering what a Bocce's pizza "would get him"... that dirty, dirty Buckeye.

If you can't find good food in Houston, you're not looking hard enough.

I think you mean "stupid Pats* fan" is redundant. Government intelligence is an oxymoron.

"Ladies and gentlemen, inspired by my affinity for having my vagina and anus stimulated at the same time, I present to you my Tom Brady "shocker" line of hoodies."

Or the language being thrown around in tweets and such is imprecise.

It's reportedly very painful (assuming kneecap and not "dislocated knee" as above; my former roommate, who played college football, had a dislocated kneecap and said it was excruciating, in part due to the muscle spasms he had while his knee was dislocated), but depending on the extent of damage to surrounding bone, cartilage, or ligaments, a dislocated kneecap is potentially less severe and less of a recovery than an ACL tear.

That was my first thought based on descriptions floating around the thread. Here's a Medline description of a dislocated patella: Kneecap dislocation Kneecap dislocation occurs when the triangle-shaped bone covering the knee (patella) moves or slides out of place. The problem usually occurs toward the outside of the leg. Causes Kneecap (patella) dislocation is often seen in women. It usually occurs after a sudden change in direction when your leg is planted. This puts your kneecap under stress. Dislocation may also occur as result of direct trauma. When the kneecap is dislocated, it can slip sideways to the outside of the knee. Symptoms Symptoms of kneecap dislocation include: Knee appears to be deformed Knee is bent and cannot be straightened out Kneecap (patella) dislocates to the outside of the knee Knee pain and tenderness Knee swelling "Sloppy" kneecap -- you can move the kneecap too much from right to left (hypermobile patella) The first few times this occurs, you will feel pain and be unable to walk. However, if dislocations continue to occur and are untreated, you may feel less pain and have less immediate disability. This is not a reason to avoid treatment. Kneecap dislocation damages your knee joint. First Aid If you can, straighten out your knee. If it is stuck and painful to move, stabilize (splint) the knee and get medical attention. Your health care provider will examine your knee. This may confirm that the kneecap is dislocated. A knee x-ray and, sometimes, MRIs should be done to make sure that the dislocation did not cause a broken bone or cartilage damage. If tests show that you have no damage, your knee will be placed into an immobilizer or cast to prevent you from moving it. you will need to wear this for several weeks (usually about 3 weeks). After this time, physical therapy can help build back your muscle strength and improve the knee's range of motion. If there is damage to the bone and cartilage, or if the kneecap continues to be unstable, you may need surgery to stabilize the kneecap. This may be done using arthroscopic or open surgery. **Bolding and italics mine to highlight description in thread**

I was 12. I have absolutely no recollection of what I was doing. I may have been hatching a plot for world domination that day, or I may have been playing in mud. Come to think of it, I may have been hatching a plot for world domination WHILE playing in mud...

For the home game against Pats*, do you think OBD could be persuaded to give these out as a fan give away to the lower bowl to pelt him with when he takes the field?

He has big... hands?