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You don't look like Yolo?

Uh, I think your carbon dating's a bit off. When Hoover was running for president a flyer supporting his campaign proclaimed, in plain English to the best of my knowledge, "A Cromartie in every secondary and a chicken in every pot." Either that or it was "A Cromartie in every secondary and a car in every garage." It also could have been "A chicken in every pot and a Cromartie in every secondary." I suspect Antonio, who evidently lives in a rainy locale with a shortage of rain gear, misinterpreted this to mean "Any port in a storm."

Maybe they could trade Osweiler for him (while negotiating to keep his giant cap gut punch). It would be in both teams MO. Browns eat cap space; Jets add to their QB scrap pile.

I think it was meant more as reflective of Whaley's penchant for reclamation projects in players who showed some promise but had their careers derailed for whatever reason than an actual shot at the extent of McDermott's input.

So NRC and Sylve don't count, but we still have to give up 5 draft picks to make up for the negative balance?!?! There can be no joking when COMP PICKS are involved. FIRE WHALEY NOW!!

Wasn't that Hoover's campaign slogan? "A Cromartie in every secondary."

Are you suggesting that ground beef, even before it's shaped into a patty, can't be called hamburger?

When you can't hide your most intimate moments from the unblinking eye of the camera you can at least smell your best... "Beard" by Gisele, the fragrance for the mostly closeted homosexual.

I wouldn't pull the offer. I would very publicly bring plan B in for a visit, though.

So, are you suggesting that if I chop a hotdog up or toss some hamburger into my mac and cheese that I have a sandwich? As was mentioned up thread by 28...fandom, it depends on the manner in which you eat them. A hotdog or hamburger in and of itself is not a sandwich.

My patriot bride... sounds like a much less watchable version of a great movie. I'd ask rhetorically "Is a cheater a champion?" If she has the audacity to say yes, I'd tell her "I do not think that word means what you think it means" and push her into the fire swamp to feed the ROUSs.

So you're saying this is on the nutritionist? Maybe add more legumes, take the field with just the right amount of gas?

Are you sure it was a challenge flag and not a Kit-Kat wrapper?

Yep. Nearly as sad as taking three days and nine pages to finally lock the epic "a idiot" -> " ***** " thread. Neither Rex's coaching stint nor that third grade grammar rant ever had a chance. Ok, obviously Rex's failure was worse on many, many levels, but the other thread was locked so I didn't know where else to call attention to the fact it took 3 days and 9 pages of crap (to which I contributed heavily) to do it.

I supposed you would probably need a developmint after eating a worm at 3:30 in the morning. Blech.

Huh, I would never have associated BBMB with anything getting out of hand fast. Did it's failure have anything to do with 50 redundant like/dislike systems popping up within minutes of the initial system, each one striving to be THE system? I mean, no one can be expected to stand in line behind 10 - 20 previous likes/dislikes, can they?

So you a wanna be a idiot?

I are a idiot. I not reed post until me see "*****" is in der. Now me read hole post and I are more dumber than afore I didn't'ed. And I confusedid. Who are original posterer yelling at? He make firstist post. Do he thought head voice is real? And he think I are dumb. Ha!

I are so smart, S-M-R-T... Doh! FTR, quoting Homer Simpson, not on board with QB at 10.

Is this like a game of media-chicken to see if they can get Whaley and McDermott to French kiss in public just to prove them wrong?

If nothing else, the janitor... or whomever... that leaked the story about Rex being last in/first out of the building will think twice about talking smack about McDermott out of fear of being kicked in the kidney.

So, wait, all this "McDermott loves Whaley, he loves Whaley not" shenanigans is really a diversion to throw us off the trail of Bigfoot... Bigfoot hasn't really been seen in public much, lately... nor has he done much public speaking... ARE THEY GONNA FIRE BIGFOOT!?!?!? I AM SO DONE WITH THIS TEAM!!!

Slow down... slow down... TBN can't churn out articles supporting #jlconjectura that quickly.

No matter. I'm sure these are just the sort of questions Bucky and Sully will drill down on when given the chance at their next JV "press" inquisition. Cuz people need to know, dammit.