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I've heard tell that you have a speech impediment.

Actually, I think the presence of a QB with prescience would help our situation out immensely. I'm sure he'd be great at reading defenses.

Might as well get this out of the way now... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vuvz15OjCVc

Careful. The mere mention of that Norris fraud sets Kiko on a rampage. And for the record, the earth is deflected downward by 30.5 inches during Kiko's vertical leap.

The pumpkin king?

Tebow is a virgin... not sure he'd fit that bill.

Selection bias

Makes me lament that we missed a golden opportunity to check that last box. As for the occasion, that was Satan's after party celebrating BB's contract signing.

While there are probably more pressing things, right at this moment the thing I'd change about EJ would be to limit the number of ridiculous and redundant threads that are started about him. PTR, btw, what kind of ham would the hypothetical sandwich have been made from?

At first, I thought the high pitched giggling nancy at the end was Tommy boy, but if you watch about 2 second into the ice bath they show a red 12 jersey starting to run away, then slow down. Probably afraid his 'lil pair was gonna shrivel, until he remembered they're tucked safely away in Gisele's Gucci purse.

Conspiracies?! Are you suggesting KFC really IS controlled by the KKK?! No WAY!!

Too much cheese constipates me... Speaking of the strain, it really upset me when the Goth rocker's penis fell off. Is that what happened to Marilyn Manson?

The words might be different, but the content never changes. So close and yet so far... I hope the person filming this eventually helped the little guy out (unless it's a snapper... then he's soup).

I'm not disagreeing, but by that standard >3/4 of the offseason threads would be locked, and a good majority of the rest would end up in OT or PPP...

I was surprised to find a trade discussion thread... then I realized it said "block" not "rock."

Not disagreeing with your logic, but interpreting things a little differently... I think, between Fred and CJ, highly likely that one or both will be injured this season. Whaley has gone out of his way this offseason to surround EJ with talent on the O-line, in the WR corp, and in the backfield. CJ's value is playoffs or bust mentality at OBD, not in a player to be named, or in resigning him to an extension. Front office is playing this season for their jobs with new ownership looming, regardless of what they say in the media... either that or they are really naive. 4 quality backs are insurance for this, IMO. Marrone may not use more than 2 per game, but he almost assuredly will use more than 2 in a season. Whether CJ signs an extension or not is irrelevant to the current regime if they're not here. And if they make the playoffs and he doesn't resign, it's not the end of the world.

Tank for McDavid!!! ... Sorry, wrong message board.

I love lamp.

Why do you do this? Predicting utter nonsense... Five, seven, five B word. You've just been haikued, Jesse Pinkman style!

He was the son that came before the father? Inconceivable... were we not discussing the legend, himself.

Actually, I've heard that if you dare to rearrange the letters in "Kiko Alonso" he will show up at your door and literally rip your face off.

They asked him to keep his distance because the offense was getting distracted by the fact that they had to know where he was at all times... despite being on the sideline on one leg.

Chronologically speaking, these are the QBs drafted later than EJ. Care to expand on who exactly you were talking about? Geno Smith Mike Glennon Matt Barkley Ryan Nassib Tyler Wilson Landry Jones Brad Sorensen Zac Dysert B.J. Daniels Sean Renfree Blake Bortles Johnny Manziel Teddy Bridgewater Derek Carr Jimmy Garoppolo Logan Thomas Tom Savage Aaron Murray AJ McCarron Zach Mettenberger David Fales Keith Wenning Tajh Boyd Garrett Gilbert

So you're saying "IN" is out, then?

I found this one, too http://www.forbes.com/sites/carolinehoward/2014/07/30/Bills_bidding_now_two_man_race/