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I stopped reading when I realized this genius gave us 15 of the top 10 picks that made no sense, because 60% of the time it works every time.

We'll be sorry that we didn't draft Clausen. We'll be sorry that we didn't draft Tebow. We would have won by a million points if we'd only started Flutie. Mario Williams is a bum. Ralph has no plan for the Bills when he dies and we're all screwed.

I predict that Bacarri Rambo will be one bold player. With a name like Rambo, he'd have to be, right? I also predict that Chris Manhertz gets rat tailed in the balls in the shower daily.

I don't know about unquestioned genius, but Einstein sharting is comedy genius...

Yes, but what he fails to mention is that one pick by Brady was the only attempt that crossed the line of scrimmage. The rest of the attempts with a fully inflated ball look like he was perfecting the tuck rule as it repeatedly fell out of his feeble little hand.

You'll have to be more specific with the question... This isn't an impossible choice at the end of a disgusting game of "would you rather", is it?

JBJ was in the running to own it, but he couldn't pony up the 30% share and the Royal Tannenbaums pulled out when they found out Ralph Wilson managed to negotiate a clause in the lease with the county stating that using room service to deliver poutine and toques was a violation of the terms of the lease and would result in JBJ's Destination Anywhere being blared through megaphones on an endless loop indefinitely in their beloved city of Tonto.

Are you suggesting that my intentional malapropism may actually be apropos? ...that would explain the skid mark.

Enough, already, with the self-defecating humor!

What's the deal with being mean to the taints of poor persons?

You highlighted the comparison he was making, "in that he was old and expensive", and then took issue with an argument about career trajectory that was not being made... http://www.k12reader.com/subject/reading-skills/context-clues/

Are you always such a vital contributor to your own threads?

I figured that the logical next step for Brady, since he was no longer able to under inflate his balls, would be to find a way to over inflate his hand.

Ignoring the fact that from a passer rating standpoint four of his top five seasons have occurred in the last five years as his front office has let all of his targets but Gronk walk, of course. Man did that leave a sh!tty taste in my mouth to type that.

If the note is correct, Dareus has 70 lbs on the bear.

No, they would be ants with nuts, whereas aunts with nuts would be hermaphrodites.

Just to clarify, five individuals or one individual and an "appendage on the down low" of an MIA musician from the 40s?

2 questions: Does throwing him a rope presume you'll continue to hold one end of it? If not, can the end of the rope instead be attached to a large non-buoyant object... an anchor, for instance?

Didn't they draft Janeane Garofalo last year?

Are you guys eskimo brothers?

This guy? I thought he left a few years ago.

I think he was trying to powerwash the sand from his vajayjay.

Damn those scrofulous eagles! Methinks you're missing a "t".

Love the headline about Andre Johnson backing out of Colts deal after seeing Andrew Luck up close.

His bad. Turns out they were offering the most cheddar, not chedda.