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Even though he's got more guts in his little finger than most of us do in our intestines, including the colon, I'm not sure he's ever really gotten over what happened at Macho Grande.

Methinks you know not of what you speak. This is a horrible injury, especially for a lineman. This is not a sprain. http://www.sportsinjuryclinic.net/sport-injuries/ankle-achilles-shin-pain/dislocated-ankle

Actually, the Pats*' footballs "sing" when they hold them wrong ("you got us, we confess, we videotape practices, we deflate balls, we use cheating formations that need new rules to point out the fact we're obviously cheating, Marcia has hair plugs, Marcia has a vagina, our former tight end was a mass murderer, our current tight end is a blithering idiot...), and then soothe their soulless egos when they hold them correctly ("everybody cheats, anything to win, other teams wish they had what it takes to win at all costs and still sleep at night, what asterisk, Coach Belichick will make it ok, he'll make it all go away, just sign here in blood and everything will be alright...).

If you've cut the top of your skull off, peeled off the protective membrane covering your brain, and drained all of shock absorbing CSF from your head, then yes, lightly slapping your forehead would make your brain do that.

Fixed.

Glenn's extension must have broke the bank.

Phins supply the paraPHINalia, rooks gotta bring their own bud. Practice field, 4:20.

German was drafted by Vikes.

Wouldn't this be more like a Cousins + Cousins thing? I don't see anyone with pre-injury RG III potential on their roster.

Ken O'Brien was actually a decent QB... until you put Marino's #s up for comparison and realize the Jets are stoooooopid.

Is this a knock on his athleticism or his Wonderlic? I've been wracking my brain, and the only reason I can surmise that he'd get gassed from chasing his own QB is because he's an idiot.

It also caters to arsonist fans who want to set the team on fire.

For the last 1-2 years I could have sworn they added a horrible looking tail on the helmet logo, until I saw your post which caused me to look online and realize it's a vent... DOH!

I'm not a fan of Sullivan's grumble pie. Too much BS a la mode for my taste.

Majik... are you sublimininmally suggesting Whale-E bring back Jon Dorenbos?

Sounds like a recipe for a fractured penis.

Only when they ruin the taste of my tuna fish sandwich...

Your 2016 Buffalo Bills: Playoff bound!! (the league provides a cache of complementary tickets to non-participants)

Making soccer moms everywhere proud, we promise to bring home another coveted "participant" trophy in 2016! Who's with me?!

Buffalo Bills 2016: "Progress takes time" (sponsored by the Peace Bridge Authority)

Buffalo Bills 2016: Do outsiders really have to ask why our fans set themselves on fire with regularity?

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Bills Super Bowl wins breaks the seventh seal and triggers the end of days... Pegulas are clearly in over their heads and need a football czar

Despite AFC Championship game loss, Brady*** is the best there is, was, and ever shall be Subtitled - FU Buffalo; Not even a Bills Super Bowl win can keep me from polishing Tom Brady***'s knob (asterisks mine to prevent overwhelming nausea)