RussellDopeland

All this investigation will reveal is that Trump only has about $200 in the bank, all of his other "wealth" is actually in Russian and Chinese mobster's hands, and the Saudis are now helping prop-up he and his son-in-law. A group of members on this board could have put forth a more viable bid to have purchased the Bills than Trump.

Holy ****! We signed 2 centers from the Chiefs, on the same day?

You have to remember today is National Napping Day. After the Johnson deal was finalized, Beane and co. decided to partake in the festivities. They'll be recharged and ready to go tonight!?

Of all the fan bases that should value a pure slot receiver, it's us. After all, the greatest WR in Bills history was a slot guy (Andre Reed).

It's like Fox News, just without hot chicks.

When I saw 'VCR Alert' I thought it might be a replay of a truly great Bills game, from 1991, when Kelly threw 6 TDs (4 to Don Beebe) in a route of the Steelers.

I've been bewildered by the love for Carr from the get-go. He just appears to be a mascara-wearing Andy Dalton, and not much more. Gruden may be out of his gord, but if he and Mayock decide to bring in their own QB, I can't say that I blame them.

So the formula, I take it, goes something like this: If the Patriots lose 2 free agents, and sign 1, they receive 2 compensatory picks. If the Patriots lose 1 free agent, and sign 5, the receive 4 compensatory picks. Conversely, if Buffalo loses 10 free agents, and signs 1, they receive a 6th round compensatory pick. If Buffalo loses 15 free agents, and signs none, they receive 0 picks as compensation. It all makes sense...

"GM for A Minute" was a working title of Buddy Nix's much-awaited autobiography, along with "Adventures in Narcolepsy" and "That Dog Won't Hunt!"

It could be worse- Allen could be working with JESSE Palmer (though he'd probably be baking some scrumtrulescent cupcakes!)

Baker Mayfield was born a douche.

Rigged? No. But call it what it was- rank incompetency.

More insights-

Do you mean, that open cesspool that is the PPP board??

On the field, he just should continue to play with zeal. He has great fire and passion, and that's a solid foundation. I want to see him take advantage of his arm and going deep as much as possible (Aaron Rodgers, when the play breaks down, always seems inclined to throw deep- Allen should seek to emulate this approach). Off the field, at least according to pontificators in another thread, Allen should immediately adopt a kid and start beating him with a belt.

Meanwhile, Daboll has plays written on a napkin he got when he went through the Wendy's drive-thru down the street.

Christ on a bike, you knew this crap was coming l

Peterman just does not have an NFL-caliber arm. When I watch him throw, I think to myself "my right arm is as strong as Nate's". And that's a problem because I'm left-handed.

Another question- Can WR intelligence be coached? Every week we see Benjamin lining up on the wrong side of the formation, and we all remember Corey Coleman.

Yeah- this game is sort of like going to the local Indian Reservation and attending a cockfighting match. Unless you're a sadist, compulsive gambler, or suffering from an undiagnosed mental defect, you should avoid this game like the plague. But you know we'll watch it, no matter how cringe-inducing it inevitably will be.

Peterman expected to start?

Sign TO, Kaepernick, and Tebow. We'd still be an awful 2-6 team- but it sure as hell would be entertaining. Remember as well- they still have to sell tickets for 5 upcoming home games.

Sign EJ, sign Kaepernick, sign Tebow, sign Jay Cutler, sign Jake Plummer, sign Paul Manafort...sign anyone. Please no more Peterman....Please!

Advocating for Peterman is like singing the praises of smallpox.