ndirish1978 Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Ok so I know it sounds weird, but I'm a second year law student and other than reading the front page of the drudge report once a week in class I really have been so swamped I have not read ANYTHING about the Bills in the news. Having just gotten a bunch done I have started the process of reading all the articles on the news page, but there are so many of them. Could someone PLEASE recap our offseason for me? I know Mularkey left, but all I have heard is he was unhappy with the direction the team was going. What is Losman's status? I saw my first game ever in Buffalo when they played Atlanta and he looked simply terrible. I appreciate any info you give me. I value all the members of this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndirish1978 Posted February 13, 2006 Author Share Posted February 13, 2006 Don't every one talk at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Ah...second year...that's the one where they work you to death... Year one..scare you to death Year two...work you to death Year three...bore you to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 just try reading the last 20 pages for the next 8 hours . make sure you read every post . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Updates: Â MM left because of abuse from fans etc Losman is still here, still likes Favre in those red shorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Don't every one talk at once. 601853[/snapback] Folks don't want to take the time to type several pages to make up for your failure to keep up. Â Only in your parent's eyes, are you precious and special. To the rest of us, you come off as lazy - and presumptuous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 The internet is for porn not Bills news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Â Â ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. Â ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. Â ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the Impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. Â ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? Â ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. Â ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan. Â ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. Â ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? Â ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one. Â ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Would you repeat the question? Â ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... Â ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? Â ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? Â ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? Â ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. Â ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Â ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. Â ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! Â ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh? Â ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did u check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then, it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Folks don't want to take the time to type several pages to make up for your failure to keep up. Only in your parent's eyes, are you precious and special. To the rest of us, you come off as lazy - and presumptuous. 601879[/snapback] Objection sustained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndirish1978 Posted February 13, 2006 Author Share Posted February 13, 2006 Oh cincy, you cut to the heart of me, please I beg to be back in your good graces (please note my sarcasm and incredible loathing). The request was just for a couple short lines (thank you Clements 22). HAHA Senator I love those, I read that book last year. Yeah tennesee they have been working us pretty hard, plus I volunteer for the PD's office whenever a I get minute. Â I'll just recap and please correct me if i am wrong, since cincy would rather type smack than be cool with a stranger. As far as I can tell we 1)- lost mularkey 2)- still dont know what's going on at QB 3)- Still havent addressed Clement's contract 4)- Hired Jauron (did he run away with it or was it really between him and Sherman?) 5)- Haven't decided what to do with Moulds and Mike Williams? (I know they have huge cap numbers this year) Â PS- has there been any news on Takeo and if/how he has been recovering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndirish1978 Posted February 13, 2006 Author Share Posted February 13, 2006 For those of you (other than cincy, who can die slowly) who read my comment as annoying, I apologize. My sarcasm WAS meant as a joke. One that obviously failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 can you read ? I have no idea what has happened. sounds like you know everything to me or as much as everyone else around here . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndirish1978 Posted February 13, 2006 Author Share Posted February 13, 2006 yeah I probably should have done that in the first place. I blame it on taking too many depositions and getting used to just asking questions. Was I wrong about anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Ok so I know it sounds weird, but I'm a second year law student and other than reading the front page of the drudge report once a week in class I really have been so swamped I have not read ANYTHING about the Bills in the news. Having just gotten a bunch done I have started the process of reading all the articles on the news page, but there are so many of them. Could someone PLEASE recap our offseason for me? I know Mularkey left, but all I have heard is he was unhappy with the direction the team was going. What is Losman's status? I saw my first game ever in Buffalo when they played Atlanta and he looked simply terrible. I appreciate any info you give me. I value all the members of this board. 601826[/snapback]  Recap: The Bills are racist for not hiring a black coach. Black Coaches are better than white coaches. The Bills need more white players. The University of Miami hasnt turned out any good football players since the mid 80's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Ray Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Recap:The Bills are racist for not hiring a black coach. Black Coaches are better than white coaches. The Bills need more white players. The University of Miami hasnt turned out any good football players since the mid 80's. 601938[/snapback] Â And dont forget, the Super Bowl was fixed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Let's see... Â BF created Retatta Meazza came out of the closet. Ed was 0wned by the greatest mind in the Crayola Universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 We had a good time at the Season Opener and we won. Â Our game against New Orleans was moved to San Antonio. Â Don't care much about the off season - there are no tailgate parties. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Ah...second year...that's the one where they work you to death...Year one..scare you to death Year two...work you to death Year three...bore you to death. Year four onwards...sue everyone to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 For those of you (other than cincy, who can die slowly) who read my comment as annoying, I apologize. My sarcasm WAS meant as a joke. One that obviously failed. 601925[/snapback] Â Nice backpeddle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Let's see...  BF created Retatta Meazza came out of the closet. Ed was 0wned by the greatest mind in the Crayola Universe. 601984[/snapback] Oh, and we started to refer to ieatcaryonz as "the poster formerly known as BF" or PIMP...(Poster IMPoster). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Oh, and we started to refer to ieatcaryonz as "the poster formerly known as BF" or PIMP...(Poster IMPoster). 601999[/snapback] Â No way that ieatcrayonz is BF. crayonz's comments and insults are too well-thought out and funny to be BF. theres definitely some semblence of intelligence coming from crayonz, so that would automatically eliminate BF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderweb Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 yeah I probably should have done that in the first place. I blame it on taking too many depositions and getting used to just asking questions. Was I wrong about anything? 601933[/snapback] Â Attorney.... Â No personal disrespect intended, but there are many in this life that believe it might be a much better world if there weren't quite so many attorneys. Our society is already far too litigious as it is without more "creating" work for themselves. Â Yes, my personal experiences with attorneys have not been all that wonderful. Â Yet, good luck with your studies and may you be a positive reflection of your chosen field of practice. If politics is your ultimate goal, then I take this all back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChasBB Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? 601910[/snapback] Ever see some employees in a Wal-Mart in redneck country? This is a fair question! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Don't every one talk at once. 601853[/snapback] Â This board, via long-established principle and precedent, requires people to do their own homework. Â And don't B word that you got the silent treatment, it could have been worse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 This board, via long-established principle and precedent, requires people to do their own homework. And don't B word that you got the silent treatment, it could have been worse... 606613[/snapback] damn you Tom- I cant help but read that train wreck everytime its linked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 This board, via long-established principle and precedent, requires people to do their own homework. And don't B word that you got the silent treatment, it could have been worse... 606613[/snapback]  That sh-t is too funny... I wish I would've been logged on that day...oh the fun I could've had.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 damn you Tom- I cant help but read that train wreck everytime its linked 606678[/snapback] Â Don't know why...everything's downhill after "Are you missing a chromosome..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spun Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 This board, via long-established principle and precedent, requires people to do their own homework. And don't B word that you got the silent treatment, it could have been worse... 606613[/snapback]  I knew that was coming!  Maybe njsue can hook up with that Peter Pan whatever.  She can do her homework while It flutters around the house.  As for the request for a recap, Jauron is supposedly going to give Holcomb a chance at starting qb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Ed was 0wned by the greatest mind in the Crayola Universe. 601984[/snapback]  If banging your sister is considered being "owned", I would guess you're right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Is BF in law school now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 If banging your sister is considered being "owned", I would guess you're right... 607147[/snapback] Â Ed, I have to give you credit. It takes a real man to admit hitting this. Â Hope you were the one on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Ed, I have to give you credit. It takes a real man to admit hitting this.  Hope you were the one on top. 607158[/snapback]  The fact that you knew where to find that really frightens me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seq004 Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 My wife is divorcing me after 6 years of marriage 2 little ones. Bummer. Oh yeah Marv came back and he hired Dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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